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May 06, 2007 14:25

- temima, nilchance, check this out ... ryan_fett, avert your little eyes ...

RPS - Sam Raimi/ ... Rev Fred Phelps

"Did you have something you wanted to discuss with me, my son?" Fred asked. "I haven't seen you in my church before. Are you in need of spiritual guidance?"

"No, but I think you are. I know, Fred. I know about this." The man pulled down the waist of Fred's trousers a few inches, revealing the lacy edge of the panties.

Fred gasped. "Who are you? What are you doing here?"

"My name is Raimi. Sam Raimi. Director of such cult classics as Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Darkman, and Spiderman, known for my daring high-speed camera moves, odd angles, and deliciously warped sense of humor. And now that it's just the two of us in here, I think you should know that I'm a Jew and a fag, and I not only know what you are, I know what you want."

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- little Holmsie is doing "I'm meeeellltttiiinnnggg, oh what a world, what a world" meowing over not being allowed out. honestly, she sounds like she's in heat. she loves the outside, but Pippin's escapeweasel antics have made us paranoid about just releasing the babies. Watson's not too bothered, he's a big mellow loaf (I have to take more pictures of them - he's like twice her size and bigger than Merry and Pippin)

- saw "The Jerk" for the first time - what a stupid, stupid, hilarious movie. I love the episode of Freaks and Geeks where Sam breaks up with his girlfriend because she hates it

- Hitler rap. "H-I. T-L-E-R. Drivin' down the street in a fancy car ...". the guys that do this apparently went to SVA

- holy crap, I only have a week left of school. and I didn't fuck it up or nothing. wow

cats, movies, fanfiction, school, links

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