I'd always wondered.....
How many slang terms are there for "female breasts"?
Abbott and Costello
airbags
african drums
angel cakes
apple dumplin shop
apples
armadillos
aspirins on an ironing board
assets
B1 and B2
babaloos
babies
baby feeders
baby pillows
badoinkies
balboas
balcony
bald commuters
balloons
baloobas
Bambi’s thumpers
bangers
bangles
baps
bassoons
baubles
bazongas
bazookas
bazoomas
bazooms
bazoombas
beach umbrellas
beacons
bean bags
bebops
bee-stings
begonias
Ben and Jerry
Bert and Ernie
Berthas
Betty Boops
Betty and Wilma
bewbies
big bad wolves
Big Boppers
big biddies
big floppin’ jugs
bigguns
bijongas
bikini stuffers
billibongs
billows
blinkers
blouse brothers
blouse bunnies
Bob and Ray
Bobbsey Twins
bodacious tatas
bologna bags
bomboostahs
bombs
bombshells
bonbons
bongos
bonkers
Bonnie and Clyde
boobars
boobs
boobies
boobsters
booby
boops
boozies
bosoms
bottles
boulders
bouncers
bouncing buddhas
bowling pins
bra buddies
bra busters
Brad Pitts
breasteses
breasticles
bristols
bronskis
bubbas
bubbies
buds
bulbs
bullets
bumpers
bust
bustage
busters
busties
busts
butter bags
butter balls
buttery flap jacks
buttons
cakes
cannon balls
cans
cantaloupes
carumbas
casabas
cha-chas
charlies
charms
chebs
cherry pies
chest scrotum
chesticles
chesties
chestnuts
chi-chis
chi omegas
chichotas
chikikibobos
chimichongas
chiquitas
chumbawumbas
coconuts
cones
congas
congo bongos
cream jugs
cream pies
critters
cum catchers
cupcakes
dairies
dairy pillows
Danny DeVitos
darts
David and Goliath
devil's dumplings
diddies
dingers
dinghies
dinglebobbers
dingoes
dinner plates
dirigibles
dirty cushions
dirty pillows
Don DeLillos
double bubbles
double lattes
double whammies
double whoppers
double-WMD’s
drill bits
drool meat
droopies
dueling banjos
dugs
dumplings
dunes
Durantes
ear muffins
Eartha Kitts
eggplants
Eisenhowers
Earnest and Julio
Elmer Fudds
enchiladas
eye magnets
eyes
fairy pillows
fast-pitch softballs
feeding bottles
female frontal flesh fins
flapdoodles
flapjacks
flesh bulbs
flesh melons
flesh pillows
floatation devices
floaters
floppers
flying saucers
fog lights
Fred and Ethel
fried eggs
front bottom
frontal lobes
frost detectors
funbags
gagas
galoonas
gals
garbonzos
Garbos
gazingas
gazongas
gazooms
George and Gracie
Gerber servers
girl meat
girls
glad bags
glands
glands for the hands
globelets
globes
gobstoppers
God’s milk bottles
Godzillas
golden globes
gongas
Goodyears
goombas
gourds
grand tetons
grapefruit
grapes
grillwork
guavas
gumdrops
guys
hand warmers
handsets
hangers
happiness and a spare
happy canyon
happy sacks
Hardy Boys
headers
headlamps
headlights
headrests
hefties
heifers
hemispheres
high beam lights
high beams
hills
Holmes and Watson
holy grails
honeydew melons
honeydews
honkers
hoo-has
hoo-hoos
hooblers
hoobs
hood ornaments
hooters
hoots
hot cakes
hottentots
hounds
howitzers
hubcaps
huffies
humdingers
hummers
humpback whales
humps
humpty dumplings
hushpuppies
Isaac Newtons
igloos
inner tubes
jabbos
jahoobies
jawbreakers
Jell-o molds
jemimas
jelly doughnuts
jelly on springs
jibs
jigglers
jobbers
jogging partners
John and Paul
jooblies
jubblies
juggernauts
jugs
juicy juicy mangos
jukes
jumbos
jumper pups
kabukis
kagemushas
kajoobies
kalamazoos
kawangas
kazongas
kazoos
kettledrums
kids
knicker bonkers
knobbers
knobs
knock-outs
knockers
kongas
kumquats
la mumbo jumbos
lactoids
lady balls
layers of hot cushion
lemons
Lewinskis
Lilo and Stitch
lip fodder
loaves
loblollies
lolllies
love bubbles
love cushions
love jugs
love melons
love muffins
low swinging sweet chariots
lulus
lung protectors
lung warts
lungs
macaroons
magambos
magic orbs of power
magumbos
maguppies
Mahatmas
majumbas
mambos
mams
mammaries
mammaroonies
mamme
mammies
mammoth mammaries
mammoths
man pillows
manchesters
mangos
Manny and Mo
maracas
marangos
maraschinos
marimbas
marshmallows
massive mamms
mau maus
meat loaves
meat lovers
meatballs
melons
midget earmuffs
Mickey and Minnie
Mike and Ike
milk bombs
milk bottles
milk cans
milk cartons
milk factories
milk fountains
milk jugs
milk shakers
milk trays
milk wagons
milking devices
milkmakers
milkshakes
Milky Way
missiles
mister bigs
Mobutus
mogambos
molehills
mommas
mondos
monkey mounds
moo-moos
Mork and Mindy
mosquito bites
mother lodes
mounds
mountains
MRE’s
muchachas
muffins
muffin tops
Mulligans
Murphys
mushmallows
nancies
nay-nays
nectarines
neeners
nibblets
nibs
ninnies
nippers
nippies
nipple nibblers
nipple-oons
nodules
noogies
norks
nose warmers
nubbies
nugs
num-nums
nunga nungas
Ode to Joys
oobies
oompas
oranges
orbs
ottomans
padding
pagodas
pair
palookas
pantry shelves
papayas
parabolas
parabaloids
party hats
pastries
paw patties
peaches
peaks
pears
peepers
pendulums
pershings
PFD’s
phat bags
physics tutors
Pia Zadoras
Picasso’s cubes
pips
pillows
pimped-out hubcaps
pink nosed puppies
playground
pleasure bags
Pointer Sisters
pom-poms
pontoons
pool toys
Porky Pigs
potatoes
prisoners of the Playtex penitentiary
probes
PT boats
pumpkins
punching bags
puppies
pushmatahas
quarts of love
queen’s jewels
rack
rib bumpers
rivets
rotors
rubber baby buggy bumpers
rutabagas
saggers
saline noobs
sand bags
Satan’s love pillows
satellies
schwag
scones
scooby snacks
scoops
screaming yellow zonkers
scuds
shabba-dos
shakers
shebas
shimmies
shirt puppies
shlobes
shmozobs
shoes
shooters
showgirls
siamese twins
side-winders
silos
skeets
ski slopes
skin sacks
smoothies
Smurfs
snack tray
snake eyed dice
snoobs
snow cones
snow slopes
snow tires
snow white dwarfs
snuggle pups
soft-serve cones
soombas
spaniel’s ears
speed bumps
spheres
splazoingas
sponge cakes
spuds
squachies
stacks
strobes
suck-ees
suckers
super big gulps
superdroopers
sweater bunnies
sweater cows
sweater kittens
sweater meat
sweater mittens
sweater muffins
sweater potatoes
sweater puffs
sweater puppets
sweater puppies
sweater stretchers
sweater swellers
sweaty sisters
sweet rolls
swingers
taddies
Tahitis
tamales
tangerines
tankers
tannin’ cannons
tas
tatas
tatties
tattlers
taxi finders
tea cups
teats
teetees
teeters
tetas
Tetons
tetties
Thelma and Louise
tidbits
tiddays
tig-ole-bitties
tires
tishomingos
titbits
tits
titskis
titters
titties
titty
tomatoes
tonsils
tooters
top-bollocks
toronjas
torpedoes
torso-testicles
tortillas
tot-tots
totos
tracks of land
traffic stoppers
treasure chest
tremblers
twangers
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
tweakers
tweeters
twekkers
Twin Cities
twin loveliness
Twin Peaks
Twin Towers
twins
two-point jumpers
twofers
tympanies
U-boats
udders
upper deck
volcanoes of love
Volvos
wahwahs
waldos
warheads
warming globes
waterbags
watermelons
weather balloons
what-nots
whimwhams
whoopee cushions
whoppers
Wilsons
windshield wipers
Winnebagos
wobblers
wongas
wontons
woofers
wop-bop-a-loo-bops
yabos
yahoos
yams
yarbos
yard dogs
yats
yayas
yazoos
ying-yangs
yubs
zeppelin race
zeppelins
zingers
zoomazooms
and the list is still growing.
Abbott and Costello
airbags
african drums
angel cakes
apple dumplin shop
apples
armadillos
aspirins on an ironing board
assets
B1 and B2
babaloos
babies
baby feeders
baby pillows
badoinkies
balboas
balcony
bald commuters
balloons
baloobas
Bambi’s thumpers
bangers
bangles
baps
bassoons
baubles
bazongas
bazookas
bazoomas
bazooms
bazoombas
beach umbrellas
beacons
bean bags
bebops
bee-stings
begonias
Ben and Jerry
Bert and Ernie
Berthas
Betty Boops
Betty and Wilma
bewbies
big bad wolves
Big Boppers
big biddies
big floppin’ jugs
bigguns
bijongas
bikini stuffers
billibongs
billows
blinkers
blouse brothers
blouse bunnies
Bob and Ray
Bobbsey Twins
bodacious tatas
bologna bags
bomboostahs
bombs
bombshells
bonbons
bongos
bonkers
Bonnie and Clyde
boobars
boobs
boobies
boobsters
booby
boops
boozies
bosoms
bottles
boulders
bouncers
bouncing buddhas
bowling pins
bra buddies
bra busters
Brad Pitts
breasteses
breasticles
bristols
bronskis
bubbas
bubbies
buds
bulbs
bullets
bumpers
bust
bustage
busters
busties
busts
butter bags
butter balls
buttery flap jacks
buttons
cakes
cannon balls
cans
cantaloupes
carumbas
casabas
cha-chas
charlies
charms
chebs
cherry pies
chest scrotum
chesticles
chesties
chestnuts
chi-chis
chi omegas
chichotas
chikikibobos
chimichongas
chiquitas
chumbawumbas
coconuts
cones
congas
congo bongos
cream jugs
cream pies
critters
cum catchers
cupcakes
dairies
dairy pillows
Danny DeVitos
darts
David and Goliath
devil's dumplings
diddies
dingers
dinghies
dinglebobbers
dingoes
dinner plates
dirigibles
dirty cushions
dirty pillows
Don DeLillos
double bubbles
double lattes
double whammies
double whoppers
double-WMD’s
drill bits
drool meat
droopies
dueling banjos
dugs
dumplings
dunes
Durantes
ear muffins
Eartha Kitts
eggplants
Eisenhowers
Earnest and Julio
Elmer Fudds
enchiladas
eye magnets
eyes
fairy pillows
fast-pitch softballs
feeding bottles
female frontal flesh fins
flapdoodles
flapjacks
flesh bulbs
flesh melons
flesh pillows
floatation devices
floaters
floppers
flying saucers
fog lights
Fred and Ethel
fried eggs
front bottom
frontal lobes
frost detectors
funbags
gagas
galoonas
gals
garbonzos
Garbos
gazingas
gazongas
gazooms
George and Gracie
Gerber servers
girl meat
girls
glad bags
glands
glands for the hands
globelets
globes
gobstoppers
God’s milk bottles
Godzillas
golden globes
gongas
Goodyears
goombas
gourds
grand tetons
grapefruit
grapes
grillwork
guavas
gumdrops
guys
hand warmers
handsets
hangers
happiness and a spare
happy canyon
happy sacks
Hardy Boys
headers
headlamps
headlights
headrests
hefties
heifers
hemispheres
high beam lights
high beams
hills
Holmes and Watson
holy grails
honeydew melons
honeydews
honkers
hoo-has
hoo-hoos
hooblers
hoobs
hood ornaments
hooters
hoots
hot cakes
hottentots
hounds
howitzers
hubcaps
huffies
humdingers
hummers
humpback whales
humps
humpty dumplings
hushpuppies
Isaac Newtons
igloos
inner tubes
jabbos
jahoobies
jawbreakers
Jell-o molds
jemimas
jelly doughnuts
jelly on springs
jibs
jigglers
jobbers
jogging partners
John and Paul
jooblies
jubblies
juggernauts
jugs
juicy juicy mangos
jukes
jumbos
jumper pups
kabukis
kagemushas
kajoobies
kalamazoos
kawangas
kazongas
kazoos
kettledrums
kids
knicker bonkers
knobbers
knobs
knock-outs
knockers
kongas
kumquats
la mumbo jumbos
lactoids
lady balls
layers of hot cushion
lemons
Lewinskis
Lilo and Stitch
lip fodder
loaves
loblollies
lolllies
love bubbles
love cushions
love jugs
love melons
love muffins
low swinging sweet chariots
lulus
lung protectors
lung warts
lungs
macaroons
magambos
magic orbs of power
magumbos
maguppies
Mahatmas
majumbas
mambos
mams
mammaries
mammaroonies
mamme
mammies
mammoth mammaries
mammoths
man pillows
manchesters
mangos
Manny and Mo
maracas
marangos
maraschinos
marimbas
marshmallows
massive mamms
mau maus
meat loaves
meat lovers
meatballs
melons
midget earmuffs
Mickey and Minnie
Mike and Ike
milk bombs
milk bottles
milk cans
milk cartons
milk factories
milk fountains
milk jugs
milk shakers
milk trays
milk wagons
milking devices
milkmakers
milkshakes
Milky Way
missiles
mister bigs
Mobutus
mogambos
molehills
mommas
mondos
monkey mounds
moo-moos
Mork and Mindy
mosquito bites
mother lodes
mounds
mountains
MRE’s
muchachas
muffins
muffin tops
Mulligans
Murphys
mushmallows
nancies
nay-nays
nectarines
neeners
nibblets
nibs
ninnies
nippers
nippies
nipple nibblers
nipple-oons
nodules
noogies
norks
nose warmers
nubbies
nugs
num-nums
nunga nungas
Ode to Joys
oobies
oompas
oranges
orbs
ottomans
padding
pagodas
pair
palookas
pantry shelves
papayas
parabolas
parabaloids
party hats
pastries
paw patties
peaches
peaks
pears
peepers
pendulums
pershings
PFD’s
phat bags
physics tutors
Pia Zadoras
Picasso’s cubes
pips
pillows
pimped-out hubcaps
pink nosed puppies
playground
pleasure bags
Pointer Sisters
pom-poms
pontoons
pool toys
Porky Pigs
potatoes
prisoners of the Playtex penitentiary
probes
PT boats
pumpkins
punching bags
puppies
pushmatahas
quarts of love
queen’s jewels
rack
rib bumpers
rivets
rotors
rubber baby buggy bumpers
rutabagas
saggers
saline noobs
sand bags
Satan’s love pillows
satellies
schwag
scones
scooby snacks
scoops
screaming yellow zonkers
scuds
shabba-dos
shakers
shebas
shimmies
shirt puppies
shlobes
shmozobs
shoes
shooters
showgirls
siamese twins
side-winders
silos
skeets
ski slopes
skin sacks
smoothies
Smurfs
snack tray
snake eyed dice
snoobs
snow cones
snow slopes
snow tires
snow white dwarfs
snuggle pups
soft-serve cones
soombas
spaniel’s ears
speed bumps
spheres
splazoingas
sponge cakes
spuds
squachies
stacks
strobes
suck-ees
suckers
super big gulps
superdroopers
sweater bunnies
sweater cows
sweater kittens
sweater meat
sweater mittens
sweater muffins
sweater potatoes
sweater puffs
sweater puppets
sweater puppies
sweater stretchers
sweater swellers
sweaty sisters
sweet rolls
swingers
taddies
Tahitis
tamales
tangerines
tankers
tannin’ cannons
tas
tatas
tatties
tattlers
taxi finders
tea cups
teats
teetees
teeters
tetas
Tetons
tetties
Thelma and Louise
tidbits
tiddays
tig-ole-bitties
tires
tishomingos
titbits
tits
titskis
titters
titties
titty
tomatoes
tonsils
tooters
top-bollocks
toronjas
torpedoes
torso-testicles
tortillas
tot-tots
totos
tracks of land
traffic stoppers
treasure chest
tremblers
twangers
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
tweakers
tweeters
twekkers
Twin Cities
twin loveliness
Twin Peaks
Twin Towers
twins
two-point jumpers
twofers
tympanies
U-boats
udders
upper deck
volcanoes of love
Volvos
wahwahs
waldos
warheads
warming globes
waterbags
watermelons
weather balloons
what-nots
whimwhams
whoopee cushions
whoppers
Wilsons
windshield wipers
Winnebagos
wobblers
wongas
wontons
woofers
wop-bop-a-loo-bops
yabos
yahoos
yams
yarbos
yard dogs
yats
yayas
yazoos
ying-yangs
yubs
zeppelin race
zeppelins
zingers
zoomazooms
and the list is still growing.