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Happy April Fools Day. My friends are evil. But I still win. The Buddha Board prank on Schyler was just too good.
Health Class-
Schyler: Oh my god, Schyler, we forgot to tell Erica!
Taylor: Oh yeah! (Tay turns to me) Erica! I forgot to tell you something.
Me: What?
Schyler:You're gonna scream when she tells you.
(Tay and Schyler look really excited and jumpy here)
Me:What is it?
Tay: Oh my god, you'll love me.
Me: Just tell me!
Taylor: Well, you know how my uncle dates younger girls, right?
Me: Uh, yeah.
Taylor: Well he has this new girlfriend named Emma and guess who her nephew is?
Me:Tom Felton? (joking)
Taylor: Actually.....YEAH! (Here she goes into this really well thought out story about how she found out and I'm all impressed, but I realize that it's April fools. Still, the story is really, really good. I don't remember what she said, but it was believable. Props to them.)
Me: Oh my god! Are you serious? No, I don't believe you.
Schyler: It's true, she told me online last night.
(More convincing from the two of them. I spazz out by jumping and hugging Taylor and stuff like that, and by then half the class is watching.)
Me: (Shouts of Oh My God, No effing way, this is insane, etc. Then pause.) Wait, are you guys serious?
Taylor: APRIL FOOLS!
(I throw my pencil at her)
Me: You suuuuuuuck!
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Health Class-
Schyler: Oh my god, Schyler, we forgot to tell Erica!
Taylor: Oh yeah! (Tay turns to me) Erica! I forgot to tell you something.
Me: What?
Schyler:You're gonna scream when she tells you.
(Tay and Schyler look really excited and jumpy here)
Me:What is it?
Tay: Oh my god, you'll love me.
Me: Just tell me!
Taylor: Well, you know how my uncle dates younger girls, right?
Me: Uh, yeah.
Taylor: Well he has this new girlfriend named Emma and guess who her nephew is?
Me:Tom Felton? (joking)
Taylor: Actually.....YEAH! (Here she goes into this really well thought out story about how she found out and I'm all impressed, but I realize that it's April fools. Still, the story is really, really good. I don't remember what she said, but it was believable. Props to them.)
Me: Oh my god! Are you serious? No, I don't believe you.
Schyler: It's true, she told me online last night.
(More convincing from the two of them. I spazz out by jumping and hugging Taylor and stuff like that, and by then half the class is watching.)
Me: (Shouts of Oh My God, No effing way, this is insane, etc. Then pause.) Wait, are you guys serious?
Taylor: APRIL FOOLS!
(I throw my pencil at her)
Me: You suuuuuuuck!
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