Oh. my. GOD.
Oh. holy. Jesus. Wow. That was just...wild. And crazy. And..and...I'm speechless. I heart Alias (and JJ) like no other.
Talk about mixing it up! That was such a wham-bam beginning! I totally thought Syd was on a mission or something but I got kind of suspicious when she started dropping stuff all over the CIA office...then again, I thought she was just testing out some kind of communication device. GAH. IT WAS LAUREN. Man, what a disguise. AND SHE SHOT MARSHALL! ALskdJLK! And we still don't know if he's okay! Last I heard, he was in surgery! Unless I completely missed something in the episode, we still don't know if he's alive! WE NEED MARSHALL. WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM. But aww, he was so cute when he was talking to Dixon about the Mitchell and Carrie. I heart Marshall. We'll never let you go!
Dude. Sark spiked his hair. ::melts:: He is hott. With 2 t's. And Syd called Vaughn Michael. Twice. Vaughn Michael. Hehe.
Yep, yep. Vaughn smacked Lauren around. First in the warehouse with a crowbar: "Hi, honey." Could I want him more? When he gets angry, it just...raging hormones! Then in the other warehouse with her chained. Ha ha ha! I laugh! I spit in your face you eye-browed freak! I LOVED when Vaughn went, "SHUT UP!" Oh man. So good. But then his anger ended when HE GOT STABBED! WTF! At this point I was thinking, "JJ, why are you killing all my beloved characters?" Then I thought, "Who the hell stabbed Vaughn?" Obviously not Lauren or Sark. But who? KATYA. WTF! again!
Sloane's little visit to Nadia was...interesting. Just something to distract us from ALL THE CRAZINESS. But we later find out that Nadia, the crafty one she is, faked the Rambaldi coordinates 'cause apparently she was half-awake when she was writing out the codes. Go Nadia! Now it's Sloane/Nadia. And I bet that's what next season is gonna be alllll aboot.
You fake me, I fake you? Got that? Syd rocks so much. Faking Lauren and being all lovey-dovey with Sark. Ha! I laugh! But aww, Sark. He was all shook up by Mr. Vaughn (I gotta tell ya, Vaughn really beat the crap outta him. Go Vaughn!). Much deserved, but aww. Don't worry; no matter how badass you are, you're still my evil lover.
"Woman was God's second mistake." Um, yeah. Right. That's just...strange. And odd. So anyway by now, we've got Marshall shot, Vaughn stabbed, and Syd going after Lauren at the wrong location. Vaughn makes it through surgery and wants to warn Syd that it was Katya who stabbed him and she's being set up. Weiss protests and says, "Hey there buddy. Take a chill pill. Punctured lung, remember? One wrong move and you die...basically." Vaughn fakes a flat line and gets out -- I really thought Weiss in on this, or was he? Maybe he was until Vaughn told him to get in the elevator. But Vaughn. Using the paddles to shock the docs? Sliding down a firehose? So amazing. So crafty. So...wow. I love you.
Meanwhile, Syd runs into Katya at the "location" and she's so smaht! Unloading the gun and giving it to Katya: "Now I know." BAM! Theeeen the Syd/Lauren fight. WHOO! Go Syd! "This is the truth. Sucks, doesn't it?" Hahaha! But I was really curious about what Lauren was talking about: what truth? Anyhoo, I thought they were pretty evenly matched but WHO'S YO DADDY?! That's right. Vaughn comes and saves the day! WHOO! again! Lauren played her card: "If you love her, drop the gun." But, oh-oh. Vaughn's too smart for that! HE SHOOTS HER! YEEAAAH! SHE IS DEAD!* Whoop-whoop! ::does a dance:: Seriously? She survived being shot pretty well. He like shot her an extra, what, 10 times? lol. Of course before she dies, she manages to get out the numbers "1062." Very important.
* Or is she dead? Do you think she'll live again for next season? Oh, the possibilities.
Syd and Vaughn KISS! They KISS! Weee! So happy! ::gleeful:: Syd+Vaughn=4EVA! After one tumultuous season, they're finally back together. Rock on, kids.
Talk about a cliffhanger! HOLY MOTHER! So Syd's on a mission again to this vault place, which looked like the place she and Will were at in that one episode he came back, and there's that important number 1062. She opens it and..and...top secret CIA project. By Jack Bristow. Her father. Wtf. I can't believe he put her through another project. It's like when she was younger with Project Christmas. WTF. 'Course he was standing right there when she found out and 'course he says that she was never supposed to find out. The father/daughter relationship is once again messed up. But really. We don't know the exact details, but I figure it has to do with her 2 year disappearance and everything. That's just disgusting. Maybe Jack went to the dark side since making out with Katya. Maybe all along he's been working with Irina! Who's to say. The possibilities are endless.
I gotta hand it to JJ. That was quite the cliffhanger. And now, we wait till January 2005. Sigh. Oh, did you see the commercial for JJ's new show, Lost? It looks neat. And isn't that the guy is from LotR?
Dominic Monaghan? Anyway, I guess he's been working on that a lot and leaving Alias to the side. But please don't. Alias is so good.
Guess who's whipping out those tapes and watching season 3 all over again during winter break?
Till season 4...
ALIAS!
Season 4: January 2005. See ya'll then.