PR STUNT TO BOOST BUSH CHARISMA
NEWSWIRE: FAUX NEWS YOU CAN USE
(May 2009, New Mexico, Faux News) - Former US president
George W. Bush caught his critics unaware Thursday May 21st
when he told a crowd of supporters he personally cleaned his
dog’s poop during an outdoor walk.
It was a ‘liberating feeling’ he said to the cheering crowd in
Artesia, New Mexico.
A senior Western expert, who asked not to be identified, told
Faux News the poop cleaning was part of a new public-relations
strategy to enhance domestic and international support for the
ex-president.
Mr. Bush has sometimes been vilified by his critics for what they
call a tendency to create a mess and inability to clean it up
afterwards.
‘Now they will have to think twice!’, the expert said.