"Ain't no lions or tigers/ Ain't no mamba snake

[london_fawcett]

Just the sweet watermelon and the buckwheat cake
Ev'rybody is as happy as a man can be
Climb aboard, little wog
Sail away with me"
-Sail Away, Randy Newman

Comments

[keeper_ron]

Horses? Are they like Thestrals?

[feralmoon]

You don't even know what a sodding horse is? What do you do, sit at home with a bag over your head and plugs in your ears to assure that you won't learn anything?

[keeper_ron]

It's a muggle thing, right? Well, it's not as if Dad can keep one in the backyard, is it? I mean, however would you find it?

[feralmoon]

I'm not even going to bother trying to explain it to you because you'll only make my headache worse.

[keeper_ron]

You could just let Harry talk to the snake. After all, he liked the cat too. I'm sure the snake would eat her in stages.

[feralmoon]

That was uncalled for, Weasley.

[keeper_ron]

This coming from the one asking for stoning, burning and scourging?

[feralmoon]

The heartless bitch deserves every bit of it.

[my_ramblings]

And people say I'm mean.

[feralmoon]

You are.

[my_ramblings]

I'm flattered you're trying to be like me, but it's really not you.

[feralmoon]

If you don't think this is me then you don't bloody know me.

[my_ramblings]

I don't claim to be an expert, you're right Smith would know better.

[feralmoon]

You don't claim to be an expert, and yet you accuse me of trying to be like you. That's really brilliant of you.

[my_ramblings]

I'm an expert of me, not of you. So my accusations were supported.

[feralmoon]

Fine. Think whatever the hell you want. I'm not going to argue with you about such a stupid thing.