It's not exactly fanfiction, but close enough for me!
Yay, I finally met a personal deadline. It has become my personal challenge to write something for House and Cuddy every year (check out 15th February 2008 and 2009 if you're interested and have no idea what I'm talking about). I started working on a "real" fanfiction months ago, but the developments of season six have rendered my plot AU to the point I lost my interest in continuing that story.
I still didn't want to give up on writing something for my "fanfiction anniversary", so my muse hit me over the head presented me with something completely different: limericks! I've loved limericks ever since my Gran introduced them to me as a child. They're short, often sarcastic and always witty. I'm not sure if I did the concept justice completely, especially since it's really hard to get poetry right in a foreign language, but I hope it works. Let me know what you think.
silent_snark, these limericks are dedicated to you. Thank you for always encouraging me to write more (and for a lot of other things). Now suffer the consequences!
Just in case limericks need a proper disclaimer, too...
Title: Lisa Cuddy's Love Life In Limericks
Author: me (of course, it's my journal after all) ;)
Fandom: House M.D.
Characters: Lisa Cuddy, Gregory House, Lucas Douglas and Don (the tool)
Rating: NC-13
Category: Poetry/Humor
Disclaimer: I don't own House M.D. or any of the characters
Summary: Of thongs, dicks and the importance of timing.
LISA CUDDY'S LOVE LIFE IN LIMERICKS
There was a bodacious Dean in Princeton
whose beauty one day convinced Don
to ask for a date,
not knowing how fate
would keep him from seeing her pink thong.
There was a P.I. around some time later
who also foolishly aspired to date her,
proving to be a prick
when his premature dick
took less than two minutes to fail her.
There was also her most troublesome doctor
who did anything he could to shock her,
but he was the one
who at last got her thong
and then took his sweet time to rock her!
I still didn't want to give up on writing something for my "fanfiction anniversary", so my muse hit me over the head presented me with something completely different: limericks! I've loved limericks ever since my Gran introduced them to me as a child. They're short, often sarcastic and always witty. I'm not sure if I did the concept justice completely, especially since it's really hard to get poetry right in a foreign language, but I hope it works. Let me know what you think.
silent_snark, these limericks are dedicated to you. Thank you for always encouraging me to write more (and for a lot of other things). Now suffer the consequences!
Just in case limericks need a proper disclaimer, too...
Title: Lisa Cuddy's Love Life In Limericks
Author: me (of course, it's my journal after all) ;)
Fandom: House M.D.
Characters: Lisa Cuddy, Gregory House, Lucas Douglas and Don (the tool)
Rating: NC-13
Category: Poetry/Humor
Disclaimer: I don't own House M.D. or any of the characters
Summary: Of thongs, dicks and the importance of timing.
LISA CUDDY'S LOVE LIFE IN LIMERICKS
There was a bodacious Dean in Princeton
whose beauty one day convinced Don
to ask for a date,
not knowing how fate
would keep him from seeing her pink thong.
There was a P.I. around some time later
who also foolishly aspired to date her,
proving to be a prick
when his premature dick
took less than two minutes to fail her.
There was also her most troublesome doctor
who did anything he could to shock her,
but he was the one
who at last got her thong
and then took his sweet time to rock her!