Memo on the letterhead of the London Magical Zoo
To: Madame Fishbein, Director; Grimke Rooke, Accounting
From: Charlie Weasley, Head Zookeeper for Equine and Draconian Creatures
Re: Vacation and Leave Time Accrued
I have not taken leave of any kind since August 10 2006 and have 21 vacation days, 10 personal days and 8 sick days due. I plan to take them all effective Monday September 10 of this year. If I am still absent when all that time is past, please consider it unpaid leave.
If I am not back by Christmas, I am most likely dead, so please pay out my life insurance to its beneficiaries (as a reminder, 25% to Elle Holloway, and 75% to Lily Granger-Weasley-Potter or whatever they decided her last names should be - you know, my niece.)
Sincerely,
Charlie Weasley
handwritten addendum: Don't worry, Mme. Fishbein, I found someplace else for the goat, and I won't die.
From: Charlie Weasley, Head Zookeeper for Equine and Draconian Creatures
Re: Vacation and Leave Time Accrued
I have not taken leave of any kind since August 10 2006 and have 21 vacation days, 10 personal days and 8 sick days due. I plan to take them all effective Monday September 10 of this year. If I am still absent when all that time is past, please consider it unpaid leave.
If I am not back by Christmas, I am most likely dead, so please pay out my life insurance to its beneficiaries (as a reminder, 25% to Elle Holloway, and 75% to Lily Granger-Weasley-Potter or whatever they decided her last names should be - you know, my niece.)
Sincerely,
Charlie Weasley
handwritten addendum: Don't worry, Mme. Fishbein, I found someplace else for the goat, and I won't die.