wouldn't want to trade places with him...

[lonanivymaeve]

Merlin: What's in it?
Gaius: Nothing too potent. Rat's guts.
Merlin: Nice.
Gaius: Toad paste. Take two toads, grind them up...
Merlin: No, I get the picture.
Gaius: Horse dung. Crushed sheep's eyeball.
Merlin: Oh, lovely.
Gaius: Pond scum. Three wolf spiders. And what potion isn't complete without a dash of sheep's brain?
Merlin: Sounds delicious.
Gaius: Good, 'cause you're going to taste it.
Merlin: No way.
Gaius: It's completely harmless.
Merlin: Er, no. *gags* That is...ugh. That is disgusting.