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oh man why?
i bought some new sharp scissors to replace the old brokeny ones i had and the new ones were wrapped with a safety plastic thing i couldn't get off so i got the old scissors to open them and they totally cut my finger open so it looked like the eye of sauron and everytime i see a cut like that i get sick inside and start hearing the eye of the tiger song. so now i have a big wad of toilet paper with tape wrapped around it i keep changing that makes people give it the stink eye.
i have also been trying my hand at fancy fish recipes and am totally doing pretty ok at it. it's brain food but also delicious.
ummm, also i am already done christmas shopping but that was pretty easy because i don't really have friends.
uhh, something that is fun right now is that i am pressing really hard on my chin until it gets really hot and then i put my other cold hand on it and it's really soothing.
now i have to go watch starting over house because they are getting a new housemate today. two in one week!
it is such a good feeling to be alive.
UPDATE
oh shit i am so pissed. they lied. they are totally just playing starting over house reruns.
i bought some new sharp scissors to replace the old brokeny ones i had and the new ones were wrapped with a safety plastic thing i couldn't get off so i got the old scissors to open them and they totally cut my finger open so it looked like the eye of sauron and everytime i see a cut like that i get sick inside and start hearing the eye of the tiger song. so now i have a big wad of toilet paper with tape wrapped around it i keep changing that makes people give it the stink eye.
i have also been trying my hand at fancy fish recipes and am totally doing pretty ok at it. it's brain food but also delicious.
ummm, also i am already done christmas shopping but that was pretty easy because i don't really have friends.
uhh, something that is fun right now is that i am pressing really hard on my chin until it gets really hot and then i put my other cold hand on it and it's really soothing.
now i have to go watch starting over house because they are getting a new housemate today. two in one week!
it is such a good feeling to be alive.
UPDATE
oh shit i am so pissed. they lied. they are totally just playing starting over house reruns.