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hey guys.
we are housesitting for different people again. they went to china. but they have xbox and also playstation 2 and both are online so i play games all day and it's so fun. i like to play halo even though i suck so bad just so i can hear the people that play with mics and headphones and run around rapping and are like 40 and black or also 12 year olds calling me a shitpussy and stuff. i think none of them probably know i am a girl since my name is always like captain cock or something. people on xbox online and online starwars battlefront are different than like online internet poker. they actually have good names. i also really like to bone my wives on fable and try to make them give me things. next time i play i am gonna decide to be evil so then i can use my evil powers on them and divorce and get more money. i am sort of upset because i accidentally married an ugly one but i can't do anything mean because that will mess with my morality meter. john and me found an apartment. it's really cute and at the top of a big house and is a attic loft sort of thing where you can sit and look out over all the roofs. wee. i am so excited to paint it and other things like that with brushes and hammers.
today i watched the bbc show called extras. the new show by stephen merchant and ricky gervais. it's not as good as the office but still pretty nice to see when you have the death in the soul. i am too lazy to go to the good video stores though so i just rent from the corner store the past little while and it's been movies like dodgeball, avp, raise your voice, and white noise which was so dumb but actually scared me so bad because it was filmed here and i was totally sure the ghost actors they hired were gonna get me last night especially when researching avp on google after all alone in a big creepy house that has stained glass windows and haunted dark wood accents. i also have the venture brothers and harvey birdman and other good things to be watching when you think that ghosts might actually be hanging out nearby. maybe if they see a funny show they won't be so scary and will decide not to terrify me so bad.
ummmm. i guess that's it. i also have decided that i am going to be a six year old this autumn. also i don't like my head. or any head at all really. i think we all need hats or shirts with heads attached so that instead of looking into actual human eyes i can look into the crocodile eyes or bunny eyes you like have on your beenie or hoodie. it's just such a better way to be.
we are housesitting for different people again. they went to china. but they have xbox and also playstation 2 and both are online so i play games all day and it's so fun. i like to play halo even though i suck so bad just so i can hear the people that play with mics and headphones and run around rapping and are like 40 and black or also 12 year olds calling me a shitpussy and stuff. i think none of them probably know i am a girl since my name is always like captain cock or something. people on xbox online and online starwars battlefront are different than like online internet poker. they actually have good names. i also really like to bone my wives on fable and try to make them give me things. next time i play i am gonna decide to be evil so then i can use my evil powers on them and divorce and get more money. i am sort of upset because i accidentally married an ugly one but i can't do anything mean because that will mess with my morality meter. john and me found an apartment. it's really cute and at the top of a big house and is a attic loft sort of thing where you can sit and look out over all the roofs. wee. i am so excited to paint it and other things like that with brushes and hammers.
today i watched the bbc show called extras. the new show by stephen merchant and ricky gervais. it's not as good as the office but still pretty nice to see when you have the death in the soul. i am too lazy to go to the good video stores though so i just rent from the corner store the past little while and it's been movies like dodgeball, avp, raise your voice, and white noise which was so dumb but actually scared me so bad because it was filmed here and i was totally sure the ghost actors they hired were gonna get me last night especially when researching avp on google after all alone in a big creepy house that has stained glass windows and haunted dark wood accents. i also have the venture brothers and harvey birdman and other good things to be watching when you think that ghosts might actually be hanging out nearby. maybe if they see a funny show they won't be so scary and will decide not to terrify me so bad.
ummmm. i guess that's it. i also have decided that i am going to be a six year old this autumn. also i don't like my head. or any head at all really. i think we all need hats or shirts with heads attached so that instead of looking into actual human eyes i can look into the crocodile eyes or bunny eyes you like have on your beenie or hoodie. it's just such a better way to be.