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oh shit. i woke up at like 9am totally having me some intense douchebaggy cravings for a sunshine strawberry smoothie and a teenburger. so i headed over to a&w as soon as burgertime began and sat down with my smoothie in hand. as soon as first bite was about to happen, stevie wonder's my cherie amor came on and it was like perfect. the grease and music held my heart in this gentle little embrace.
then i went to video store and had to wait for one of those loud moms to get it together. you know those loud moms? i hate those moms. all, "you got a movie and i got you breakfast, lots of treats for you so calm down. yah you heard me. get off the floor, cmon. we gotta go. no, no you can't rent shrek today mommy already got you scooby doo. what? WHAT? NO I HAVE TO PAY. IF YOU DON'T PAY FOR THE MOVIES THAT IS STEALING. YOU DON'T WANT TO STEAL. then the nice spanish lady will call the cops on us and you will be taken away. ok? do you understand. no mommy can't get you that. no you pick up your pennies. i am tired. no this is all you get, mommy has to pay rent now. we won't have money for rent if you get that too. you should care. rent is important. no rent. no home. you understand?" this went on and on and the nice spanish lady and i were just blinking and the child was rocking on the floor in a comatose kinda way. and oh shit i think i should just have puppies. not human kids. does that really happen to a person?
finally i got my curb your enthusiasm and waiting for guffman and stuff is ok now. i will sit and watch the entire season in a sitting. it's a good thing to do.
lately, i see at least one pair of pants on the road a day.
then i went to video store and had to wait for one of those loud moms to get it together. you know those loud moms? i hate those moms. all, "you got a movie and i got you breakfast, lots of treats for you so calm down. yah you heard me. get off the floor, cmon. we gotta go. no, no you can't rent shrek today mommy already got you scooby doo. what? WHAT? NO I HAVE TO PAY. IF YOU DON'T PAY FOR THE MOVIES THAT IS STEALING. YOU DON'T WANT TO STEAL. then the nice spanish lady will call the cops on us and you will be taken away. ok? do you understand. no mommy can't get you that. no you pick up your pennies. i am tired. no this is all you get, mommy has to pay rent now. we won't have money for rent if you get that too. you should care. rent is important. no rent. no home. you understand?" this went on and on and the nice spanish lady and i were just blinking and the child was rocking on the floor in a comatose kinda way. and oh shit i think i should just have puppies. not human kids. does that really happen to a person?
finally i got my curb your enthusiasm and waiting for guffman and stuff is ok now. i will sit and watch the entire season in a sitting. it's a good thing to do.
lately, i see at least one pair of pants on the road a day.