the son you've always wanted; Burt & Kurt Hummel picspam
Thirty five images of Burt and Kurt + two from Bad Romance because I felt like it. Spoilers for Preggers, Wheels, Home, Laryngitis, and Theatricality. Enjoy. :)
***
Kurt: Dad! You're home early.
Burt: Deadliest Catch is on. What are you wearing?
Kurt: It's a unitard. Guys use them to work out nowadays.
Tina: F-F-Football.
Kurt: Yeah, all the guys in football wear them. They're jock chic.
Brittany: Totally, Kurt's on the football team. He's the kicker - that's the smallest guy on the field, right?
Burt: So is one of you two his girlfriend?
Kurt: (gropes Tina) But I'm not ready to be exclusive just yet.
Burt: Hey, Kurt. Be sure to get me a ticket to your first game.
Kurt: Dad! I told, I told you!
Ken: You make this, and we win. You make this, and you die a legend.
Burt: That's my boy!
Kurt: Night time skin care is a big part of my post-game ritual.
Burt: Well, I don't know what to say about that, but, uh... I was really proud of you tonight, Kurt.
Kurt: Dad? I have something to say. I'm... glad that you're proud of me, but I don't want to lie anymore. Being apart of the glee club and football has really showed me that I can be anything and, what I am, is... I'm gay.
Burt: I know.
Kurt: Really.
Burt: If that's who you are, there's nothing I can do about it. And I love you just as much.
***
Kurt: Sorry, it's a Glee Club thing...
Burt: It's not about a guy, is it? Because I'm not ready to have that conversation.
Burt: This is really getting you down, isn't it?
Kurt: I'm full of ennui.
Burt: ...so it's really getting you down?
Burt: You can't discriminate against my kid because of his sex, religion, political affiliation, or the fact that he's queer as a three dollar bill!
Your son's a fag.
Kurt: So you... don't want me to audition for the solo.
Burt: No, no, let me be clear. No one pushes the Hummels around, especially cowards on the phone. Sometimes I just... I wish your mom was still around, you know?
Kurt: I've known who I was since I was five. Being different made me stronger, and at the end of the day it's what's going to get me out of this cowtown.
Burt: How do you know that this is not organic?
Kurt: Because you can see the logo, it's encrusted on the cookie!
Finn: Sounds kinda crazy, but I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
Burt: No, it isn't.
Kurt: What I want is for you to appreciate how hard it is for me to watch you bond with the son you've obviously always wanted.
Burt: I hate Duke like I hate the nazis.
***
Kurt: Why wasn't I invited?'
Burt: Are you kidding me? Every time I sit down to watch a game, you start in on the fact that all the players are wearing stirrup pants.
Kurt: Because there is never an excuse for stirrup pants!
Kurt: Dad, I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.
All that work and what did it get me?
Why did I do it?
Kurt: It's just, seeing you, the way you are with Finn... how easy it is. It breaks my heart.
***
Kurt: We need to redecorate.
Finn: Wait, we're sharing a room? I'm not cool with that!
Kurt: In three years, they'll be cleaning my septic tank.
Finn: Don't you get it? It's not just them. I don't understand why you always need to make such a big spectacle of yourself. Why you can't just work harder at blending in?
Finn: Don't touch me!
Finn: Are you freaking insane? I can't live here, I'm a dude.
Kurt: It's just a room, Finn! We can redecorate if you want to!
Finn: Good, then the first thing that needs to go is that faggy lamp, and then we need to get rid of this faggy couch cover-
Burt: Hey! What did you just call him?!
Burt: When you use that word, you're talking about him.
Kurt: Relax, Dad, I didn't take it that way.
Burt: Yeah, that's because you're sixteen and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, and you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. Even the best people.
Burt: I'm sorry Finn, but you can't... you can't stay here. I love your mom, and maybe this is gonna cost me her, but my family comes first. I can't have that kind of poison around.
Burt: This place looks great.
And Bad Romance:
Click for full-size. :)
Notice any typos, incorrect quotes, or other such failures? Please, tell me. :)
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1. If you credit me, I'm fine with you using these pictures. A simple "made by lolzotp at livejournal" is enough.
2. Don't hotlink.
3. The watermark is there for a reason. If you try to get rid of it, I'll probably be forced to kill you.
4. Seriously, just don't be a dick.
***
Kurt: Dad! You're home early.
Burt: Deadliest Catch is on. What are you wearing?
Kurt: It's a unitard. Guys use them to work out nowadays.
Tina: F-F-Football.
Kurt: Yeah, all the guys in football wear them. They're jock chic.
Brittany: Totally, Kurt's on the football team. He's the kicker - that's the smallest guy on the field, right?
Burt: So is one of you two his girlfriend?
Kurt: (gropes Tina) But I'm not ready to be exclusive just yet.
Burt: Hey, Kurt. Be sure to get me a ticket to your first game.
Kurt: Dad! I told, I told you!
Ken: You make this, and we win. You make this, and you die a legend.
Burt: That's my boy!
Kurt: Night time skin care is a big part of my post-game ritual.
Burt: Well, I don't know what to say about that, but, uh... I was really proud of you tonight, Kurt.
Kurt: Dad? I have something to say. I'm... glad that you're proud of me, but I don't want to lie anymore. Being apart of the glee club and football has really showed me that I can be anything and, what I am, is... I'm gay.
Burt: I know.
Kurt: Really.
Burt: If that's who you are, there's nothing I can do about it. And I love you just as much.
***
Kurt: Sorry, it's a Glee Club thing...
Burt: It's not about a guy, is it? Because I'm not ready to have that conversation.
Burt: This is really getting you down, isn't it?
Kurt: I'm full of ennui.
Burt: ...so it's really getting you down?
Burt: You can't discriminate against my kid because of his sex, religion, political affiliation, or the fact that he's queer as a three dollar bill!
Your son's a fag.
Kurt: So you... don't want me to audition for the solo.
Burt: No, no, let me be clear. No one pushes the Hummels around, especially cowards on the phone. Sometimes I just... I wish your mom was still around, you know?
Kurt: I've known who I was since I was five. Being different made me stronger, and at the end of the day it's what's going to get me out of this cowtown.
Burt: How do you know that this is not organic?
Kurt: Because you can see the logo, it's encrusted on the cookie!
Finn: Sounds kinda crazy, but I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
Burt: No, it isn't.
Kurt: What I want is for you to appreciate how hard it is for me to watch you bond with the son you've obviously always wanted.
Burt: I hate Duke like I hate the nazis.
***
Kurt: Why wasn't I invited?'
Burt: Are you kidding me? Every time I sit down to watch a game, you start in on the fact that all the players are wearing stirrup pants.
Kurt: Because there is never an excuse for stirrup pants!
Kurt: Dad, I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.
All that work and what did it get me?
Why did I do it?
Kurt: It's just, seeing you, the way you are with Finn... how easy it is. It breaks my heart.
***
Kurt: We need to redecorate.
Finn: Wait, we're sharing a room? I'm not cool with that!
Kurt: In three years, they'll be cleaning my septic tank.
Finn: Don't you get it? It's not just them. I don't understand why you always need to make such a big spectacle of yourself. Why you can't just work harder at blending in?
Finn: Don't touch me!
Finn: Are you freaking insane? I can't live here, I'm a dude.
Kurt: It's just a room, Finn! We can redecorate if you want to!
Finn: Good, then the first thing that needs to go is that faggy lamp, and then we need to get rid of this faggy couch cover-
Burt: Hey! What did you just call him?!
Burt: When you use that word, you're talking about him.
Kurt: Relax, Dad, I didn't take it that way.
Burt: Yeah, that's because you're sixteen and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, and you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. Even the best people.
Burt: I'm sorry Finn, but you can't... you can't stay here. I love your mom, and maybe this is gonna cost me her, but my family comes first. I can't have that kind of poison around.
Burt: This place looks great.
And Bad Romance:
Click for full-size. :)
Notice any typos, incorrect quotes, or other such failures? Please, tell me. :)
Rules:
1. If you credit me, I'm fine with you using these pictures. A simple "made by lolzotp at livejournal" is enough.
2. Don't hotlink.
3. The watermark is there for a reason. If you try to get rid of it, I'll probably be forced to kill you.
4. Seriously, just don't be a dick.