Twisted Fate 2.
Because it is l8nite, I am MiSTing moar. Let's continue with some delicious Twisted Fate.
don't own naruto...this is getting annoying...
Thank heaven you don’t.
A Sasuke love story
Story starts:
Two girls appeared in front of the northen gates of Kohona Wikipedia it., the hidden leave *goes into convulsions* village. The taller girl smiled shyly at the guards and asked, “Kind sirs, would one of you please show us the honourable hokage’s office?” Is this like some Renaissance shiot going around here…kind sir and/or madam? she blushed faintly. The guards smiled warmly at her and replyed Heh. , “Of course, Leo’ll What kind of damn Japanese name is LEO? show you to the Lord Hokage!”
In the Hokage’s office the taller girl bowed while her companion rolled her eyes, “Well, what is it you would like?” the Third asked, ignoring the other girl. Blushing a bit, the girl reported quietly, “I am Gekkou Roze and this is Tsukiakari Dargon, we would like to be a gennin and later on chunnin here,”
The Third exam them with his eyes, after a pause he agreed, “That could be arranged, but show me you are as good as a gennin,” Roze glanced at Dargon and asked, “What is it that you would like us to do?” the Third smiled warmly and answered, “I would like you to make exactly five clones of yourself,” Yeah rite, like two weird-ass girls can just waltz up to the old-dead guy’s office and be like WE WANNA BE NINJAS! and get that honored.
Roze nodded and made five clones appear by her side, Dargon ‘hn’ed and followed. Why so Sasugay? The Third smiled, satisfied, “good…let’s see…..ok, Roze, you can go on team 8. Your teamates are Aburame Shino, Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba Akamaru, and your trainer is Yuuhi Kurenai. TEAMS IN NARUTO ARE 3 GENIN/CHUUNIN, ONE JOUNIN. NO. EXCEPTIONS. As for Dargon….you can go into team 7. Your teamates are Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, and the trainer is Hatake Kakashi,” I was really not expecting that!
Smiling happily, Roze bowed again and took the headbands from the Third, “Thank you, thank you!” I thought she was from Sunagakure…*eyeroll* she squealed, making the Third chuckle gently, “this is the place you’ll be staying, I hope you don’t mind having roomates, there isn’t that much room right now,” Roze nodded excitedly and dragged Dargon out. Oh my god my eyes are bleeding.
On their way to the appointed house Dargon took off her large straw hat, “you are too hyper,” she remarked as she fixed the black veil on her hair, “I always wondered why we got along so well,” her eyes hold a bit of amusement as she watched Roze dance around. Her companion smiled, “Maybe because I’m a comforting presence?” Roze suggested happily, “Or maybe I can do the talking for you?” Dargon let a bit more amusement flow into her eyes but her face stayed emotionless, “Maybe, I’ll never be sure,” Are they lesbians?
When they arrived at the appointed house they found a boy with a, in Dargon’s oppion, weird sense of fashion sitting on the doorstep, Roze blushed again, this time because she thinks he is fairly cute, Choose a damn tense. Past or present?! “um…could you move?” she asked shyly. When the boy didn’t move Dargon shove him off with her foot and went into the house, Roze had a O.o *breath in, breath out* RULE #1 OF FANFIC, DO NOT USE EMOTICONS IN-FIC. expression as Dargon went up the stairs without a glance back, “I-I’m sorry, she’s a bit moody right now!” Roze apoligized and raced into the house after Dargon.
The boy blinked several times in a confused expression and got up, “………” he followed the girls. He found them upstairs in the guest room, “What are you doing here?” he demanded. …why in the hell would Sasugay follow them?
Dargon didn’t even bother to glance at him, she held up the piece of paper the Third gave to her, “We have permission,” she replyed drily.
Sasuke’s Profile
You were sitting on the doorsteps of your house thinking about the journey to the hidden village in the mist when two girls walked up to you. One had sandy hair with red streaks dressed in light green and the other had a black veil over her hair I smell some Enoby. (ahem, My Immortal. ED it. Or, rather, no, don’t.) and dressed in black and silver. The one with sandy hair blushed when she saw you, ‘Another fan girl,’ you thought, “um… could you please move?” she asked shyly. I ignored them until the other girl shoved me off the doorstep and went into my house, “I-I’m sorry, she’s a bit moody right now!” the sandy hair had a O.o expression on her face *sheds tears of blood* and raced after her companion, “…….” I blinked a few times and followed them into the house.
I found them upstairs in the guest room, the girl that shoved me was unpacking, “What are you doing here?” you demanded. She didn’t even bother to look at you, “We have permission,” she held up a piece of paper, you glanced at it and groaned inwardly, they are going to live with you until there is a free house.
“hn,” you snorted and saw the other girl looking out the window with a dreamy expression, “What’s your name?” I demanded again. The sandy hair turned to you and blushed again, “Gekkou Roze,” she saided softly and turned back to the window. I looked at the other girl and waited for her answer, she glanced at you and sighed, “Tsukiakari Dargon, yours?” You narrowed your eyes slightly, “Uchiha Sasuke,” (me: you knew that right? You: Maybe me: I sure hope so, or else you are really stupid… you: HEY!) STOP IT WITH THE AUTHOR NOTES. And making me say stuff. If I met you, I’d use this AK-47 which is still loaded, btw. Dargon gave a short nodded and went back to her bags, you looked at Roze again, “What is her problem?”
Dargon looked up, “daydreaming, missing the love of her life,” Gaawa? she said emotionlessly, she paused for a sec then a mischeif looked came into her eyes, “watch,” she said and sand started to creep towards Roze, some climbed into her lap, SQUEAL! Roze turned around so quickly you barely see her move, “SAND!” she yelped and laughed, then jumped up and down in the sand. Dargon rolled her eyes teasingly but never had a single emotion on her face, “That’s a hint, she wasn’t that crazy about sand until one year ago,” she whispered quietly and went back to her packing. You looked closely at her for the first time, her face seem a little…………….strange, you don’t know what made you feel that, but you dismissed it. Letting your gaze trail down to the black and silver cloak on her Oooh pervvv., it covered up all of her body,
few days later
Dargon’s Profile
For the last few days you stayed in the house and only go out at night, the boy Sasuke is a very queer child Now there’s something we can agree with. Oh, wait, she means “queer” as in strange. Damn., not only did he copy a cockatoo’s hair style he also decided to play avenger How would she know?. You closed your windows and locked the front door, the cockatoo-boy isn’t home right now, only Roze was here. While taking your mask and cloak off you heard a squeal coming from Roze, rolling your eyes you stated, “You’ve seen my face for a number of times Roze, you don’t have to be surprised,”
Roze giggled softly, “It’s just you looked sooooooo beautiful! …lesbo? You should let people see the real you!” you rolled your eyes again and rubbed my cheeks, “I’m not exactly dying to have fan boys,” you retorted lightly. Bullshit. Roze giggled again and suddenly threw you your mask, “Come on, you don’t have to show your face but at least leave your cloak off! Let’s get a tour around the city, tomorrow we’ll be put on teams!”
As Roze drag you around the city every boy that saw you drooled Of course, Ms. Doragon Mary Sue. and Roze kept talking about cloth and jewelry. Your head was beginning to ache when you heard a familiar voice, “…another wimp to tick me off!”
“Get lost,” that’s cockatoo-boy’s voice, Roze let out a squeal and dragged me to them, “Temari! Kankura!” OH MY GOD she yelped softly also happly and let go of me to hug them both, knocking the little boy in Kankura’s hand Is Kankura a Pedobear version of Kankuro? Then he’s my favorite character so far. in progress. You rubbed your wrist and sighed tiredly.
“Where’s Gaara?” Roze squealed happily but softly (me: everytime Roze says something it’s softly or quietly unless I says otherwise. You: ok) AGAIN WITH THE INSERTATION, making you twitch a little, “Is Sandboy always the first thing on your mind?” you murmured, Roze turned back to you and nodded with a stupid grin on her face. You rolled your eyes when you sensed a presence under the tree, Roze did too, she spun around with a delighted expression on her face and let go of Temari and Kankura, “Gaara!” she yelped and jumped onto the branch sandboy was hanging from. Sandboy ignored her for a minute, “You are a disgrace to our village Kankura,” he said coldly and you rolled your eyes. Sandboy…mhm, what an original nickname!
Kankura’s eyes widen and he shivered a bit, “I-I’m sorry-y Gaar-ra, it won’t-t happen ag-again!” he stammered. Roze sighed lightly, “Gaara,” she said in a slightly whinny voice, “Don’t blame him! The kid’s fine!” Gaara swung into a standing position beside her, “Make sure it doesn’t happen again,” he ignored Roze again. You crack your knuckles, “If you’ll continue to ignore Roze I’ll make sure you don’t get to pass the Chunnin Exam or live to see the end of it,” you said coldly, Gaara could kick her ass, and I don’t even like Gaara. he turned to you with emotionless eyes, you smirked under your mask, “you have gotten even more icy than the last time we’ve met…..”
“And you are still wearing that mask and veil,” he retorted almost angrily, Roze layed a comforting hand on his shoulder. You blinked several times then tore your mask off, “….plus, I can still irritate you easily,” you smirked again. Kankura and all the boys except for cockatoo-boy was drooling SHUT UP DAMMIT, and the girls and cockatoo had their eyes wider than a coin (you: why? Me:….because you look more beautiful than a goddess? That answers your question? You: ..yes blush) Okay you need to stfu or I’ll *fires AK in the air*
Gaara growled slightly and transported away in a whirl of sand, Roze watched sadly as the last grains of sand drifted away. You looked at the sky, “Gaara no Suna………you are soooo dead now,” you murmured and waved at Roze, “come on, I still need to train, Erthen and Ayra Who? are going to scold me to death if I don’t train hard enough, and it’ll take weeks to get on their good side again with the peace and quiet,” Roze glanced one more time at the spot where sandboy had been and nodded sadly, “Sure, I’ll be there….” She trailed off and blinked her tears away. You sighed, “Crying will do you no good, he would try his best to forget you, he needs no love and he’ll give none,” you stated gently.
“SHUT UP!” Roze yelled furiously (loud) and disappeared into the tree. Pinky and blondie DEY ALREADY HAVE NICKNAMES gapped at spot she was while cockatoo widened his eyes. You shook your head sadly, “Gaara is so going to pay for that. I sometimes wonder what she sees in that boy, he’s rude and afraid to face his feelings…..sigh poor Roze,” you whispered to yourself and disappeared with in a whirl of wind.
Okay, it’s getting shittier by the chapter. Now to take a break and watch me some mind-numbing Strawberry Marshmallow. Ciao!