The ultimate in Narcissism

[loltraitorlol]

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I.

I'm so sorry for this. Um. Do not read ahead. May or may not contain terrible um. Smut. Yes, you read that right.

G1 Starscream / TF:A Starscream .

[dies of shame]

The result of this thread and countless posts on dear_mun

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LOL oh my god.

[hwy2thedngrzone]

Right.

[Aww he's kissing himself that's actually kind of endearing.]

Not like that. I thought the same thing at first but uh. It's more like this.

[SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH.]

fdsfff

[loltraitorlol]

[WOAH WHAT]
[FLAIL]
[oh wait hey that's kind of nice actually]

LOL

[hwy2thedngrzone]

Not so bad huh? [LOL more smooching on himself.]

You know. This may be a little early to say it but...

I love myself.

[loltraitorlol]

No, not bad at all. Let's do that again. [SNOGS]

...

I love me too~

LMAO oh god I can't write this without dying so hard

[hwy2thedngrzone]

Oh I knew I shared the same sentiments. Let us never part-

[LMAO DIRTY THINGS. IDK.]

I CAN'T EITHER AGUH

[loltraitorlol]

[y-yeaaaaaaaaaaaah dirty things. happen. ]

Lord Starscream~ You are marvelous.

LMAO BRB LOLING FOREVER

[hwy2thedngrzone]

... I know. So are you.

[LMAO god just kill me idek.]