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[lolplottwist]

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[notinthegame]

Sorry, babe. Don't know anythin' really.

Just that really pissed me off. Not that anyone could fuckin' tell.

[lolplottwist]

I'd noticed.

Well, it's worth trying...

[notinthegame]

Fuck if I knew where the damn chip was, I'd carve it out myself.

Yeah, it is.

[lolplottwist]

I'd let you dig for mine, if I didn't think I'd bleed to death first.

It's... unfortunate.

[notinthegame]

I'd rather not cut you up, babe. You look better in one piece.

That's what Douchedown is for. The fucker.

It's bullshit, is what it is.

[lolplottwist]

Glad to know you can... appreciate what you see.

If he still had his chip, it would be easier.

[notinthegame]

Heh, course, babe. What's not to appreciate? Just don't start acting like that UAA bitch and we're great.

Yeah... we need to figure a way to get him chipped again. If there is a fuckin' way.

[lolplottwist]

Sylvia and I aren't alike, I can tell you that much.

I'm more of the mind of getting mine out. There's a whole lot more I can do without my chip, than with it.

[notinthegame]

Yeah, you haven't wrote boy love stories with me and Douchedown in them... you start down that path and we have a fuckin' problem.

Same here. I feel so damn sluggish with this thing in me. It's pissin' me off. Eh, then again I'm not up for slicin' myself up till I know the location of the damn thing.

[lolplottwist]

He's my brother. Why would I want to read that?