This looks like fun...
So I was hoping around profiles today and found this lovely meme. I'm such a sucker for them. It sounds like it might be a can of worms, but why not?
Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
1. John Bender (The Breakfast Club)
2. Allison Reynolds (The Breakfast Club)
3. Harry Potter (Duh)
4. Fred and George Weasley (they can be one entry)
5. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
6. Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
7. Gwen Cooper (Torchwood)
8. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
9. Ten (Doctor Who)
10. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
11. Lestat de Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles)
12. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11 (Jack or Darcy)? What subjects would they teach ?
Wow. Well, 6 is easy - Jack would teach a hands on sex ed. Can I sign up for that, like yesterday? Darcy would probably teach Angst 101. Choosing which one would be the better professor kind of depends on what you want to take away from the class. ;-)
2. Do you think 4 is hot ? How hot ?
If you don't find the Weasley twins attractive on some level, I'm pretty sure you've had a labotomy. I happen to think that Fred is the hotter of the two, but only because he's slightly more vicious. I'd take either (but preferably both) to the sack.
3. 12 (Snape) sends 8 (Ianto) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed ?
Wow... Snape sending Ianto to do his dirty work... this could get very interesting (i.e. sexy) very quickly. More importantly, why have I answered so smutty on these questions? I think if Snape sent Ianto to do something, it'd be very detention-esque. I can't imagine Snape as one to outsource.
4. What is or would be 9’s (Ten) favorite book ?
This one is difficult. I'd like to say something like Pride and Prejudice or Harry Potter 7. HP7 did make him cry, you know.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Allison) to swear fealty to 6 (Jack), or the other way around ?
Definitely Allison to Captain Jack. Who wouldn't swear fealty to Captain Jack?
6. For some reason, 5 (Draco) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10 (Ten or Darcy)?
OMG - I think I may have to write a crossover oneshot now about Draco Malfoy putting an ad out for a flatmate and Ten answering!
7. 2, 7 and 12 (Allison, Gwen and Snape) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Allison and Gwen would pick a seaside fish and chip sort of place, and they would have fun shooting the shit. Allison would be trying to push Snape's buttons, but Gwen would see through both of their nonsense. Snape would be complaining about wasting time with both of them. He has much more important things to do. Like sulk.
8. 3 (Harry) challenges 10 (Darcy) to a duel. What happens?
Oh great, somehow the two most uninteresting people ended up in this questions. They talk it over like men, and go home without either of them breaking a sweat or getting hot and bothered. How boring.
9. If 1 (Bender) stole 8’s (Ianto) most precious possession, how would he get it back?
I can totally see the new and improved Season 2 Ianto holding Bender at gunpoint. I don't think Bender would stand a chance against Ianto if he pissed him off.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Gwen) and 12 (Snape) both attain what they most desire.
Some sappy, Grease-esque love song comes to mind, both of them pining for the one person they can't have, but then resolving to remain kick ass anyway.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Weasley twins) and 1 (Bender) to work together?
A Pranksters Anonymous meeting.
12. If 7 (Gwen) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think we'd get along really well, actually. Except she has this extreme humanitarian streak. That would get under my skin a little bit.
13. If you could command 3 (Harry) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Sexual favors. Duh.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Lestat)?
No actually. I don't really write for him. =(
15. If 2 (Allison) had to choose sides between 4 (Weasley twins) and 5 (Draco), which would it be?
Definitely the Weasleys.
16. What might 10 (Darcy) shout while charging into battle?
Why are all the boring questions about Darcy?
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Ianto), which song would you choose ?
Something Angsty but sexy. With lots of piano.
18. 1 (Bender), 6 (Jack), and 12 (Snape) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Bender. He reaches for it and takes it. Snape glowers and make some snide remark, resulting in delightfully sexy banter with Jack. Then somehow the three of them end up in bed together.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Allison) to use on 10 (Darcy)?
Neither of them seem to be the sort of lovers to use, or respond to, pick up lines. Their courtship would be full of important looks and romantic nuances.
20. What would 5 (Malfoy) most likely be arrested for ?
Crossdressing.
21. What is 6’s (Jack) secret ?
Guyliner.
22. If 11 (Lestat) and 9 (Ten) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
The Tardis beats vampiric agility. Hands down.
23. Between 7 (Gwen) and 3 (Harry), who would most likely become your friend?
They both have qualities I adore, but I'd also want to smack them around. It's pretty even.
24. 1 (Bender) and 9 (Ten) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s (The Weasley) sinister secret organization. 11 (Lestat) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 (Snape) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Malfoy), they seek out 3 (Harry), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic ? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I'm sorry, I'm still laughing at the idea of Bender and Ten working together to save the world from the Weasleys. I can't think.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Gwen) or 8 (Ianto)?
Hmmm... Ianto.
Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
1. John Bender (The Breakfast Club)
2. Allison Reynolds (The Breakfast Club)
3. Harry Potter (Duh)
4. Fred and George Weasley (they can be one entry)
5. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
6. Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
7. Gwen Cooper (Torchwood)
8. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
9. Ten (Doctor Who)
10. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
11. Lestat de Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles)
12. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11 (Jack or Darcy)? What subjects would they teach ?
Wow. Well, 6 is easy - Jack would teach a hands on sex ed. Can I sign up for that, like yesterday? Darcy would probably teach Angst 101. Choosing which one would be the better professor kind of depends on what you want to take away from the class. ;-)
2. Do you think 4 is hot ? How hot ?
If you don't find the Weasley twins attractive on some level, I'm pretty sure you've had a labotomy. I happen to think that Fred is the hotter of the two, but only because he's slightly more vicious. I'd take either (but preferably both) to the sack.
3. 12 (Snape) sends 8 (Ianto) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed ?
Wow... Snape sending Ianto to do his dirty work... this could get very interesting (i.e. sexy) very quickly. More importantly, why have I answered so smutty on these questions? I think if Snape sent Ianto to do something, it'd be very detention-esque. I can't imagine Snape as one to outsource.
4. What is or would be 9’s (Ten) favorite book ?
This one is difficult. I'd like to say something like Pride and Prejudice or Harry Potter 7. HP7 did make him cry, you know.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Allison) to swear fealty to 6 (Jack), or the other way around ?
Definitely Allison to Captain Jack. Who wouldn't swear fealty to Captain Jack?
6. For some reason, 5 (Draco) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10 (Ten or Darcy)?
OMG - I think I may have to write a crossover oneshot now about Draco Malfoy putting an ad out for a flatmate and Ten answering!
7. 2, 7 and 12 (Allison, Gwen and Snape) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Allison and Gwen would pick a seaside fish and chip sort of place, and they would have fun shooting the shit. Allison would be trying to push Snape's buttons, but Gwen would see through both of their nonsense. Snape would be complaining about wasting time with both of them. He has much more important things to do. Like sulk.
8. 3 (Harry) challenges 10 (Darcy) to a duel. What happens?
Oh great, somehow the two most uninteresting people ended up in this questions. They talk it over like men, and go home without either of them breaking a sweat or getting hot and bothered. How boring.
9. If 1 (Bender) stole 8’s (Ianto) most precious possession, how would he get it back?
I can totally see the new and improved Season 2 Ianto holding Bender at gunpoint. I don't think Bender would stand a chance against Ianto if he pissed him off.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Gwen) and 12 (Snape) both attain what they most desire.
Some sappy, Grease-esque love song comes to mind, both of them pining for the one person they can't have, but then resolving to remain kick ass anyway.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Weasley twins) and 1 (Bender) to work together?
A Pranksters Anonymous meeting.
12. If 7 (Gwen) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think we'd get along really well, actually. Except she has this extreme humanitarian streak. That would get under my skin a little bit.
13. If you could command 3 (Harry) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Sexual favors. Duh.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Lestat)?
No actually. I don't really write for him. =(
15. If 2 (Allison) had to choose sides between 4 (Weasley twins) and 5 (Draco), which would it be?
Definitely the Weasleys.
16. What might 10 (Darcy) shout while charging into battle?
Why are all the boring questions about Darcy?
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Ianto), which song would you choose ?
Something Angsty but sexy. With lots of piano.
18. 1 (Bender), 6 (Jack), and 12 (Snape) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Bender. He reaches for it and takes it. Snape glowers and make some snide remark, resulting in delightfully sexy banter with Jack. Then somehow the three of them end up in bed together.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Allison) to use on 10 (Darcy)?
Neither of them seem to be the sort of lovers to use, or respond to, pick up lines. Their courtship would be full of important looks and romantic nuances.
20. What would 5 (Malfoy) most likely be arrested for ?
Crossdressing.
21. What is 6’s (Jack) secret ?
Guyliner.
22. If 11 (Lestat) and 9 (Ten) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
The Tardis beats vampiric agility. Hands down.
23. Between 7 (Gwen) and 3 (Harry), who would most likely become your friend?
They both have qualities I adore, but I'd also want to smack them around. It's pretty even.
24. 1 (Bender) and 9 (Ten) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s (The Weasley) sinister secret organization. 11 (Lestat) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 (Snape) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Malfoy), they seek out 3 (Harry), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic ? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I'm sorry, I'm still laughing at the idea of Bender and Ten working together to save the world from the Weasleys. I can't think.
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Gwen) or 8 (Ianto)?
Hmmm... Ianto.