will you take me right out of this godforsaken town?

May 06, 2004 10:23

Most random phone call ever last night. Stuart called me, and we hadn't talked since Xmas. He, at one point, referred to me as his best friend, which was weird for me to say the least, but I see where he's coming from. Anyways, he's now got a house in Pensacola and wants me to visit before he comes back in 2 weeks, so therefor its the beginning of the

Who Wants To Take A Roadtrip To Florida With Lauren Game!

No, seriously, its only 8 hours. That's 4 hours a person. And free accomodations. And Pensacolas supposed to have some of the best beaches in N. America.

I of course asked Laura right away, since Millsie and Stuart arent exactly friends. She might have plans though, and I can't see my parents being ok with me driving all the way there myself. I dont even think I myself would be ok with that.

Conversation in my kitchen last night after dinner:
"Hey biatch, wash the rest of the dishes"- My Dad
"Bite me, you better not be talking to me"- My Mum
"No, Mom, he's talking to me"- Me
"Yea, the Junior Biatch"- My Dad
"Ok then Lauren, we have to come up with an endearing nickname for your father...(contemplates for about a minute)...how about scrotum-head?"- My Mum

This is what my life is like 24 hrs a day when I'm home. I think my parents are actually clinically insane. Eh, guess its better than strict.

Ok, back to work...
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