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french_gourmet in lolocracy

The Evil McDonald's

Jul 22, 2009 10:24

Who: Francis, Alfred (And anyone else who wishes to join)
When: Wednesday Morning
Where: In front of Bon Sejour
What: The sudden appearance of a McDonalds House

( Who in the right mind would build a sleazy, greasy McDonalds house in front of a perfectly good french restraunt? )

france, supersize me bitch, the british are coming, i hope your arteries clog, status: complete, i'm lovin' it, america

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13_foundations July 22 2009, 19:41:08 UTC

Alfred walked out of the establishment backwards, so that his arm full of wimpy paper bags wouldn't come in contact with the door. Despite the fact that this McDonalds was so new he now realized what the intended color of the floor of the chain restaurant business was supposed to be, he didn't trust the already fingerprint covered glass door. Nevertheless, the smell of delicious french fries filled the air, and he was too hungry to resist. Reaching one arm in to ruffle through to the bottom, he found a handful of the crispy slivers of [supposedly] potato and shoved it into his mouth gracelessly ( ... )

You Traitor, eating at that place! french_gourmet July 22 2009, 20:47:14 UTC

Francis's glare was redirected to Alfred. Of course Alfred would have found this place, and of course he'd be eating, supporting it's funds for world domination. That traitor.

Well, he couldn't entirely blame the American. After all, it was the mind controlling syrum that was making him come back again and again. That, and Alfred had some internal radar that directed him to the nearest McDonald's (Or anyplace that sold burgers in general).

This was troubling. Alfred always ordered way too many burgers, which would help fuel the McDonald's takeover. He either had to A) get rid of that place (Which he was planning on anyways), or B) Free Alfred from the mind controlling syrum. Hm. Maybe he would have to do both. Afterall, there was more than one McDonald's in town, and over thousands throughought the country.

He glanced back at Alfred and- ewwwww. How could one just cram food into their mouth like that? Food was meant to be savored, chewed slowly, and enjoyed! Ugh, Alfred had no etiquette, at all. Francis gagged.

This is delicious! 13_foundations July 27 2009, 20:06:04 UTC

Oh man. Now Alfred knew who it was. Only one person reacted so negatively and… dramatically to McDonald’s. How did he get the feeling that he was either going to be lectured, have his fries and cheeseburger swapped out for fine French cuisine against his will, or perhaps chased down the street by the angry Frenchman. He sighed, shoving more fries in his mouth and glancing either way, trying to figure out his best route for escape.