Another Day, Another Victim

Dec 10, 2010 20:19

WHO: Raivis and Thera
WHEN: Friday, December 10, 7:30pm
WHERE: Phone call, Raivis at home, Thera god knows where.
WHAT: Raivis gets an unexpected phone call regarding an even more unexpected house-warming gift.

*Raivis's phone rings*
Raivis: *An unlisted number...but dammit, he answers anyway...* Sveiki, Raivis Galante-Kirkland speaking-?
Thera: Hello, deary~! So glad you're home. Is this a good time-? Excellent. I was wondering how you've been? I haven't see hide nor hair of you since our lunch. It's as if you're avoiding me *laughter*
Raivis: ....
Raivis: N-no, not at all, Ah-...*pause* Miss Minoa. I'm really very sorry. Between a recent move and work, I've been very pressed for time.
Raivis: You are...er, doing well?
Thera: Oh yes, fine indeed. A bit busy what with making plans to renovate Atthis's shop and organizing the Christmas celebration, but-! A woman's work is never done~! How is Peter? Cute as always?
Raivis: *longer pause* Pet-? He's wonderful. We're wonderful. Just great.
Raivis: Erm... if this is about attending the party, we'll try to make it but I believe Peter has plans to see his mother in Glasgow-? Yes. Yes, Glasgow. *Must. Not. Show. Fear*
Thera: *clicks tongue* What a shame that I may be missing him. I would have like to meet him in person. Perhaps another time~ How has the move been, Raivis? Smooth, hopefully?
Raivis: Oh it was fine. We had quite a bit of help from everyone so it went rather quickly and the apartment is- *wistful sigh* Nice. It was a nice night.
Raivs: Day.
Raivis: It was a nice day.
Thera: Oh ho~! Do tell.
Raivis: S-so I um, I never did thank you for that gift basket!
Ravis: It was very thorough- THOUGHTUL.
Raivis: IT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, MISS MINOA.
Thera: Oh! So glad to hear you enjoyed it! I couldn't decide between the strawberry or the peach flavor so I had to gift you both. I supposed that Peter could have his choice.
Raivis: .....
Raivis: *didn't actually really look into the gift basket that much*
Raivis: ...
Thera: Yes?
Raivis: ....Ko?
Thera: Should I have gotten cherry instead?
Thera: Oh my, I knew I should have gotten them all.
Thera: I will send you a supplemental basket. An evening is not complete without the proper equipment.
Raivis: What- I-
Raivis: WHAT?
Thera: It's all in the aesthetics, I feel.
Raivis: *slightly high pitched* I-I-
Raivis: you
Raivis: that
Thera: *laughter*
Raivis: b-
Thera: Oh Raivis, you are such a doll.
Raivis: Th-that is very personal, private information.
Thera: Oh, I haven't expounded upon my gift to you beyond anyone but Atthis.
Thera: She did mention that you may find it slightly embarrassing, but that's hardly a price to pay for the benefits.
Raivis: ....I-I cannot believe you-
Raivis: It smelled so nice I thought it was soaps or...o-or candles...
Thera: *more laughter* No, no, no, no dear Raivis. You're supposed to put that on. After you warm it up, of course. It technically is microwaveable, but that's hardly romantic, which is why I sent the heating stones as well. Place them in the oven for twenty minutes and they'll last all night.
Raivis: ....*the sound of hyperventilating on the other end*
Thera: Oh, getting to work already, I see. Well, if that's the case, I'll leave you be.
Raivis: *INCOHERENT LATIVAN*
Raivis: I'MSORRYITHINKIHEARSOMEONEATTHEDOOR.
Thera: Have fun, Raivis! And tell Peter hello for me. Happy marriage~!
Raivis: *INCOHERENT FAREWELL*
 *brrreeeep breeeeeep breeeeeep*

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