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Dec 02, 2010 11:51

WHO: Toris and Yao with a dash of Zhì
WHEN: Wednesday Afternoon, December One.
WHERE: Charleston Apartments
WHAT: A typical Yao-meets-bear story you wouldn't want to miss.

He figured that instead of using the broomstick made of palm twigs the doctor insisted on him, Yao would buy a snow shovel. To make life easier for the both of them. How he was demoted to snow-clearing duty was on his own accord. His reasons were one, so that people going in and out of the pharmacy won't have to deal with the snow piling up in the doorway; second is that the place would still be noticeable. And that his first attempt with the broomstick was rather disastrous. (医生, 笤帚是为而不是土雪.)

Once his shift for the day was over, he went to the hardware store and bought what he needed, along with other things that he deemed useful for the apartment.

Heading back to the Charleston would've been easier had the salesmen didn't ask him for any assistance once every five seconds as he was making his way out of the store. This unnecessary delay made him stop one floor below his apartment in the complex. As Yao checks his stuff before going up, something white poking through the window of one of the apartments caught his attention. He walked near the window to get a closer look.

And goshdarnit it was the biggest and perhaps the next fluffiest thing to his giant stuffed panda. (not an actual stuffed panda, just saying.)

He had to have it.

you have some 'splainin' to do, status: incomplete, getting to knooooow you, this wasn't for you! really!, stop following me, so what did happen, be a man! do the right thing!, make it work, no returns accepted!, isn't that illegal?, ...what are you doing in my house!?, they know where you live, why yes these are real thank you, hong kong, why hello thar, i solemnly swear i am up to no good, hello again, lithuania, bitch just got stalked, it's super effective!, teddybear molesting goats, oh god what just happened?!, is this real life?, we're going to get in trouble for this a, who are you?!, gooooooooooooooooooooool!, it's always the quiet ones, i can explain!, it's not what you think, it's a, describe yourself in five words or less, invisibility powers activate, yao's fat ass, what are you doing here?, disregard everything, i'm responsible i swear, it's all just a coincidence!, now just lie back and relaaaaaax, i can has lucky charms?, oh hell naw, it's all completely innocent here, new neighbors, china, gtfo of my house!

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