Why do birds suddenly appear
WHO: Valdi and Søren
WHEN: Around 7 AM (US EST) on Friday, November 19th
WHERE: THE INTERNET.
WHAT: Valdi is having a bit of a fiscal wangst.
Valdi: Søren?
Søren: Whoa. Hey. God morgen Valdi.
Søren: ...you're up kinda really fucking early.
Valdi: I...haven't actually slept yet
Valdi: Puffin's kinda sick and
Valdi: yeah
Søren: Ah, bird caught the Avian Flu or some shit like that?
Valdi: I don't know. I hope not. Isn't that the really bad one?
Valdi: Sindre made a vet appointment for tomorrow.
Søren: Ah, okej. Should be fine then, ja?
Søren: But, uh...you usually don't...make the effort to contact me, så...
Søren: Is everything okay?
Valdi: Sort of.
Valdi: I'm just worried cos it costs so much and...
Valdi: well, you were online...
Søren: ...I get the feeling that these next few sentences will not be about my thriving new internet psychiatry business.
Søren: Go on.
Valdi: I think I've caused Sindre enough trouble.
Valdi: I know you're on holiday, and I shouldn’t really be bothering you at all but
Valdi: could you maybe do me a huge favor?
Søren: How much?
Valdi: I need to pay for this appointment but
Valdi: ugh
Valdi: forget it
Valdi: i shouldn’t be asking
Søren: How. Much.
Valdi: L-Like $100
Søren: ...that's it?
Valdi: I don't know. I don't know how much it costs!
Søren: Ah, min Gud...okej, lille bror~
Søren: If you will oh so kindly pass on your bank information to me so that I can make a transfer.
Søren: That'd be nice.
Valdi: Really?
Valdi: Thank you so much Søren
Valdi: I promise i will pay you when the money comes through
Søren: Eh, don't worry about it.
Valdi: What do you mean? I will pay!
Søren: I believe you, I believe you. But it's not a priority, okej?
Valdi: Thanks...
Valdi: btw
Valdi: Can you please not tell Sindre?
Valdi: It’s not bad, but I promised him I'd be responsible for Puffin and
Valdi: I'm not doing such a great job
Søren: Sure sure, no problem.
Søren: Do me a favour in return?
Valdi: what is it?
Søren: Take the change or whatever that's left over from this vet appointment and go out for coffee with my "roommate".
Valdi: ....what
Valdi: You mean Kai?
Søren: Ja.
Valdi: Okay...
Valdi: can I ask why?
Søren: Now now, what's the saying about gift horses and looking them in the mouth?
Søren: Just do it~
Valdi: Ah right
Valdi: okay
Søren: Okej then, no problem! Email me your info and go to bed.
Valdi: T-Thanks Søren
Valdi: I sent you the email then
Søren: Don't stutter over the internet, man. It's not cool. But ja, your sentiment is received.
Søren: Now go to bed before your bro finds out you're awake and smothers you with concern or nags you to death.
Valdi: ugghhh
Valdi: Night
Søren: God nat~
And the morning found Valdi $300 richer.
WHEN: Around 7 AM (US EST) on Friday, November 19th
WHERE: THE INTERNET.
WHAT: Valdi is having a bit of a fiscal wangst.
Valdi: Søren?
Søren: Whoa. Hey. God morgen Valdi.
Søren: ...you're up kinda really fucking early.
Valdi: I...haven't actually slept yet
Valdi: Puffin's kinda sick and
Valdi: yeah
Søren: Ah, bird caught the Avian Flu or some shit like that?
Valdi: I don't know. I hope not. Isn't that the really bad one?
Valdi: Sindre made a vet appointment for tomorrow.
Søren: Ah, okej. Should be fine then, ja?
Søren: But, uh...you usually don't...make the effort to contact me, så...
Søren: Is everything okay?
Valdi: Sort of.
Valdi: I'm just worried cos it costs so much and...
Valdi: well, you were online...
Søren: ...I get the feeling that these next few sentences will not be about my thriving new internet psychiatry business.
Søren: Go on.
Valdi: I think I've caused Sindre enough trouble.
Valdi: I know you're on holiday, and I shouldn’t really be bothering you at all but
Valdi: could you maybe do me a huge favor?
Søren: How much?
Valdi: I need to pay for this appointment but
Valdi: ugh
Valdi: forget it
Valdi: i shouldn’t be asking
Søren: How. Much.
Valdi: L-Like $100
Søren: ...that's it?
Valdi: I don't know. I don't know how much it costs!
Søren: Ah, min Gud...okej, lille bror~
Søren: If you will oh so kindly pass on your bank information to me so that I can make a transfer.
Søren: That'd be nice.
Valdi: Really?
Valdi: Thank you so much Søren
Valdi: I promise i will pay you when the money comes through
Søren: Eh, don't worry about it.
Valdi: What do you mean? I will pay!
Søren: I believe you, I believe you. But it's not a priority, okej?
Valdi: Thanks...
Valdi: btw
Valdi: Can you please not tell Sindre?
Valdi: It’s not bad, but I promised him I'd be responsible for Puffin and
Valdi: I'm not doing such a great job
Søren: Sure sure, no problem.
Søren: Do me a favour in return?
Valdi: what is it?
Søren: Take the change or whatever that's left over from this vet appointment and go out for coffee with my "roommate".
Valdi: ....what
Valdi: You mean Kai?
Søren: Ja.
Valdi: Okay...
Valdi: can I ask why?
Søren: Now now, what's the saying about gift horses and looking them in the mouth?
Søren: Just do it~
Valdi: Ah right
Valdi: okay
Søren: Okej then, no problem! Email me your info and go to bed.
Valdi: T-Thanks Søren
Valdi: I sent you the email then
Søren: Don't stutter over the internet, man. It's not cool. But ja, your sentiment is received.
Søren: Now go to bed before your bro finds out you're awake and smothers you with concern or nags you to death.
Valdi: ugghhh
Valdi: Night
Søren: God nat~
And the morning found Valdi $300 richer.