HE BELONGS TO ME...

Oct 02, 2010 19:36

Who: WE LOVE CONNER CLUB!
When: October 2nd, Saturday night.
Where: Conner's flat.
What: When two girls who love Conner meet...

Okay, so she had been busy with school and trying to forget the horrible things that had been happening lately that she was out of touch with what was going on with her future husband. The internet had it that Conner was going over to rescue that little eyebrow twat. She couldn't get much information out of the Danish tall guy either; he seemed a little crept out by her... why though... she was so nice to him.

Anyway, back on track. Conner! Yes, handsome incredibly sexy Conner was injured a while ago, and Mei decided that she needed to go see him and teach him a lesson about why you should never throw away anything that your future wife gave you. Seriously, what kind of jerk did that.

Right now, Mei was walking up the stairs to Conner's apartment with a homemade banana bread in hand (no hair, this time, she swore). She swallowed the nausea in her throat. She was about to meet Conner for the first time in person. Oh god, what if Conner didn't like the dress she was wearing or how she was wearing her hair... Damn it all...! She walked to the door and knocked one, twice, thrice. Her heart nearly skipped out of her throat when she heard the doorknob turning.

The moment of truth...

"HELLO, CONNER. MY NAME IS MEI, AND I BAKED YOU THIS BANANA BREAD! I AM NOT SURE IF YOU LIKE BANANA BREAD BUT I HOPE YOU'LL TAKE A BITE ANYWAY, BECAUSE I'VE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS AND OH MY GOD, WHO ARE YOU...?"

you have some 'splainin' to do, bitchery is afoot!, status: dead, migraines at the door, creepers gonna creep, it's time for an intervention, and remember: don't fuck it up, what is this madness!?, girls just wanna have fun, ur vital regions r mine, you just went there, taiwan, "hanging out", isn't that illegal?, what the fuck are we doing?!, this needs more gaga, baking is manry, ...what are you doing in my house!?, all you need is love, haters gonna hate, the marker is actually a phallic symbol, who the hell do you think we are!?, northern ireland, cooperate or i will cut you, bitch just got stalked, gtfo of my house!, alas poor childe i knew him well..., it's time to nyar, caught in a bad bromance

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