It's all Greek(ish) to me!
Who: Alfred and Emi
When: September 7th
Where: LU's library
What: Alfred is good at many things. One thing he is not good at is Spanish and his angry tutor is more than pleased to remind him of this fact.
( at least Alfred has the 'no hablo' down pat )
When: September 7th
Where: LU's library
What: Alfred is good at many things. One thing he is not good at is Spanish and his angry tutor is more than pleased to remind him of this fact.
( at least Alfred has the 'no hablo' down pat )
Still leaving the question 'Can blind people even have sex?' out of his mind for now, he pressed on. "I dunno, Loto just seemed... Like the kinda guy to not listen and I dunno, I was watching the X-Files with him and it got me thinking with all the UST between Mulder and Scully and I figured that Scully wouldn't be much of a yeller since she's not scared of, like, anything because she's goddamn Scully."
A deep breath. "ANYWAY, then I was trying to figure you out because I mean, Jared's an old friend and he seemed like the kinda bad boy that all the girls go for but is really awkward in bed, does his hair get in the way? never mind, so anyway I was like 'oh Emi is a totally strong female type' but at the same time I can see you kinda getting wobbly-kneed over Jared and his badboy habits so that made me think that maybe you were both really awkward in bed but that doesn't make sense."
He scratched his chin thoughtfully. "I guess what I'm really trying to figure out, is that if Jared's good in bed or are you just a sucker for badboys? And screamer is such a gross turn you should be ashamed. Some people are just loud in bed."
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But, judging from the burning heat she felt on her face, it was probably, probably, pretty bad.
Listening to Alfred ramble on, Emi briefly contemplated the consequences of punching one of her "students" in the stomach. Or, say, kicking said student in the crotch. Whichever reflex occurred first, really. She could always claim sexual harassment. Because, technically, asking about her love life and making her feel uncomfortable was sexual harassment, no? Right.
However, at the inquiry over whether Jared was good in bed or not, Emi made a stifled noise of embarrassment as she finally lashed out.
Fist colliding into the blond's stomach, Emi scowled even as that flustered look in her face had yet to leave. "W-What the fuck, Alfred!" She gestured wildly to the now injured blond. "You think that's "gross"? Are you even listening to yourself right now?!" She paused, face flushing further as she shot the blond a dirty look. "I'm not a "sucker for bad boys" and Jared is not horrible in bed," Emi responded, lowering her wavering voice once more.
(OOC: You have no idea how badly I wanted to laugh during work when I read your response. OH GOD. WHY YOU DO THIS, BRODIE? v/////v)
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He rubbed his abs, feeling them flexing painfully under his hands. How the hell did she not break her fist or something!? "E-Emi shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-" he was quick to make placating gestures with his hands, glad she was hushing. "Okayokayokayokay, he's great in bed, I believe you! Though I'm sure he peters out near the end being old and everything but seriously! You must like badboys, that's just... you! And if not what else can I classifying Jared as? You fall for half-blind disabled people? That doesn't sound very nice."
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"For the love of GOD, Alfred. He's thirty and I'm almost twenty-two, so he's not fucking old. And I don't like bad boys, damn it. Jesus Christ, I know the last guy I was with was a fucking douche but the guy I dated before that was..." She paused, not wanting to fall back into memories she more than wanted to forget. Shaking her head, she frowned, one hand on her hip as she glared up at the annoying blond. "I don't have a type. I just know that I can't be with obnoxious, loud-mouthed idiots. And not very nice? You're the one that just labeled Jared that."
Pendejo.
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Thirty minus twenty-two. Alfred stared as his brain ran through calculations, piecing things together. He had been ten when Jared was twenty... Emi was two years older than him. That made her twelve. Which meant when she was 18 and just in Jared's class... Jared was 26.
"Emi." Alfred's voice was suddenly serious as he took her shoulders, staring her straight in the eye. "Did Jared badtouch you?"
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Badtouch?
W-WHAT.
Too stunned and confused to pull away from the blond's hold, Emi couldn't help but stare up at him in confusion, the previous embarrassed anger pushed aside. No, at the moment, she had to figure out what exactly the blond was getting at.
"Bad...Badtouch?" Her brow furrowed slightly, brown eyes shinning in bewilderment before widening. "Wait, do you think Jared-?" She shook her head, appalled. "N-NO! He didn't do anything like that, you idiot!"
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Then he paused. "Wait... When did you even start dating the old man?" he asked. Way to not work in the variables. What if they had only just started? Then Emi was definitely not being badtouched.
But still, he was just trying to be a good friend.
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Wait.
Did he think that she had been involved with Jared for a while now-?
Jesus Christ.
"W-We've been together for two months now," She replied, frowning slightly. "So...S-So it hasn't been very long, you know."
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Finally letting go of her shoulder, Alfred gave her a wide smile, shifting the backpack higher on his shoulder, stretching a little only to wince at the blooming pain in his gut. That was definitely going to bruise.
He stared for another minute. He'd been here for almost two months... "Wait you've had sex with Jared? WHEN!?"
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The once-fading flush on her face suddenly came back, all the more intense as she made an odd noise at the back of her throat. Normal students would have been long gone by now, damn it!
....a-and did he really need to yell that out for everyone to hear?!
Teeth digging harshly into her bottom lip in an attempt to keep herself from both punching the idiot again and from suddenly crying in embarrassment, Emi shot him another glare. "I-I'm not answering that, y-you idiot!"
Quickly making sure she had everything with her, she gave a flustered glance around the room before opting to storm off and away from the blond.
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"See you next week~!" he called after her, waving a hand before slinking in the opposite direction, still considering ages, sex and the hardiness of Jared's spine.
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