You totally dress in the dark don't you...?

[polishflare]

WHO: Alfred and Feliks
WHEN: Late Afternoon, July 25
WHERE: Crystal Court
WHAT: Feliks doing what he does best...

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[waitforsuperman]

Alfred flushed a little as they started to attract some attention from the workers (which were hot) and a few college girls (also hot) lurking around the small colourful displays of undergarments.

Weren't... gay best friends supposed to be a hundred times for subtle than this?

"So..." he said, quickly putting the panties down before grabbing Feliks' shoulders and steering him away from the ogling girls (making sure to leave said bra) "You brought me here because there was pink, even though we totally established at the beginning that there would be no pink?"

There is NO escaping undergarments in VS! xD

[polishflare]

Feliks let himself be led away and stared up at Alfred with a confused look.

"But," he began, "I love this store... it's, like, one of my favorites because they have the cutest pajamas and slips." He slowly started to realize that maybe none of that was going to work with the other, that maybe it had been a mistake to take them there, though he really didn't understand what could be wrong...

He reached out to the side, his hand coming back holding a black thong, "These aren't pink."

thongs everywhere >>

[waitforsuperman]

Alfred stared at the thing. Thing because they seemed to be the stuff of legends (and certain magazines) and here there were entire stands dedicated to the lacy little thing that would cover barely anything and-

Oh, here came the mental images. "W-Wait-" Alfred said, shaking his head, "No that's not pink, but we're here for... pyjamas? I don't really sleep with clothes on-"

[polishflare]

“Ew, what if someone like totally broke in your place. You’d have to fight them off with your, like, stuff hanging out. Not me. If I’m fighting someone off after jumping out of bed it’s going to be in an adorable slip because then, like, I’d have to be on the news and stuff too. Anyway...”

Feliks froze forgetting what he was actually supposed to be talking about, though spotting something of interest in that moment and grabbing it off the rack.

“Oh, wow they make them in your size... Here! These are yoga pants and you can wear them anywhere! I wear them all the time cause they’re comfy and they’re like pajamas but not really and they’re really in right now and they, like, make asses look way fab...” He then leaned in to whisper, “Trust me, you may not think it but you could use these.”

Despite what he’d just said he beamed happily at Alfred from his great idea.

[waitforsuperman]

Fighting off people in a slip... What the hell was a slip. Probably better not to ask f you didn't want his talked off about girly lingerie. He sized up the black pants with the word "princess" on the back- correction, right on the ass.

"I'm sure my ass would look fantastic," he said, a little wary, still scared that Feliks would create a scene and all the attention would be drawn to them. His man card had already suffered enough draining today. "But... you know, the package not so much..."

cough.cough.nudge.nudge.

[polishflare]

Feliks nodded, glad this new friend of his had agreed with something, that was what friends were supposed to do, right? Agree with everything.

He chuckled, "Your package?" he didn't provide anything else about that, not getting the hint at all or understanding the issue really, "It'll all look fab, don't like worry so much. Now you have so many things you can look fab in. Like, you won't look so unappealing."

He smiled up at Alfred, very happy about this good deed he'd done.

[waitforsuperman]

"Package as in your dick." Alfred dead-panned, seeing that Feliks obviously didn't get what he was trying to communicate. Man parts + tight, tight yoga pants = instant social outcast. "Can't I just keep what I already have and skip the pants?"

He lifted his bags up weakly, trying to show how much he had already spent.

omg i accidentally deleted the last inbox message of this and forgot, im sry ;A;

[polishflare]

Feliks laughed to himself, mainly because Alfred had just said dick outloud. At the rest of what he said he looked down at the bags, judging how many there were and nodded, "I guess since it's obvious you totally can't handle that many... packages."

Feliks giggled more and then patted his new friend on the shoulder, "Don't wear it all at once~"

Struggling a little with what he'd purchased he made his way out of the place with as much strut he could put into it.

(ooc: Finished? What? Finally, wow. xD <3 )