WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAAAAR~
Hmm, let’s see...take a left at Cloud Ninety-Nine and a sharp right at Valhalla, and head straight down, minding the pigeons and blokes in red and blue undergarments...
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...Oh. A-ahem.
W-why hello there, children! I seem to be in the right place...Liberty, yes~?
I heard from a little birdy that is more of a nosey parker that a particular day is coming up~ Well, I have come down on high to bring you a very special gift for a very special occasion. What might this gift be, you may ask.
Well, my lovelies, it’s the gift of...
Dreams and Magic!
Fiddlesticks! You might think. Poppycock! You might say.
But haven’t you always wondered...? Haven’t you felt that little niggle in the back of your head that forever persists in wondering if the stuff of childhood fancies and whimsies weren’t merely bedtime stories? Weren’t just tales spun by grand imaginations? But were close enough to reach and grasp within your hands?
Oh, my duckies. I have come to tell you that they are.
Everything you dreamt of as a child, everything you wished for and everything you told wasn’t tangible and in this world of existence...
All of that is real.
Now. Won’t you let me show you?
Tell me your deepest, most precious heart’s desire - Only one, please! Anymore would be straining my powers! - and I shall do my very best within my ability to grant it.
Please form an orderly line and I’ll get back to you in a timely manner! Meaning, as soon as I possibly can! Please do try your best to be patient!
Or I’ll throttle you ungrateful little sods. :D