So, Poland and Vietnam were BFF's one time....

Jun 25, 2010 17:14

Who: Feliks and Kimmy
When: Friday, June 25th, afternoon.
Where: Uncle Ho's Pho Paradise.
What: Boy meets girl. Boy thinks girl is boy. Shit happens.

BUT HOW DID THIS ALL START? )

unintentional genderbending, fashion sense does not exist, status: complete, poland, thank god it's friday, vietnam

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lotusvivi June 28 2010, 18:19:09 UTC
Kim looked around the room, and her eyes fell upon one of the brooms. Her paddle would've been better, but she'd have to do with what she could find if it got to that point.

" I'm none of those three. Are you blind or just stupid? I'm a girl. Get it into that idiotic girly head of yours." she said, glaring at him again.

" Honestly I wouldn't think your friends could scare anyone. Does this super scary and strong person have a name?"

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polishflare June 28 2010, 19:00:20 UTC
Feliks tsked,

"Just because you're so, like, obviously jealous doesn't make me the idiotic one and..." he continued on, eyeing the room with disinterest, "just because I'm so super cute doesn't mean I don't have big, scary friends. Toris could totally kick your butt, and I could totally teach you something about matching colors, pft a girl, honestly...?"

He chuckled to himself.

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lotusvivi June 28 2010, 19:03:01 UTC
Well, at least the guy was admitting how insanely girly he acted and looked. " Ugh.. You remind me of those stupid cheerleaders back in high school..." she said with a hint of distaste in her voice.

Wait...

" Did you say Toris?" she asked, looking at him.

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polishflare June 28 2010, 19:07:46 UTC
Feliks blinked, "How did you, like, know what I did in high school? Are you some crazy stalker, dude too? Ew, don't answer that actually, I don't want to know what you do in your freetime."

He flipped his hair.

"Did I, like, stutter? No, I don't think so, cause I don't, like, stutter." he huffed.

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lotusvivi June 28 2010, 19:17:45 UTC
She sighed, frustration at its peak. " No... I don't stalk people...." she said. Of course it couldn't be the same Toris. This idiot probably just knew someone with the same name. Then again, how many people had she ever met in her life named Toris?

" ..... What's his last name?" she asked. It just couldn't be the same Toris... But if it was.... She could probably turn this around against him.

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polishflare June 28 2010, 19:30:22 UTC
Feliks eyed the ceiling a moment, "Um...like, I totally can answer that, really I can of course I know Toris' last name. Yeah, but I, um, just can't think straight right now."

He dramatically started to fan his face.

"It's, like, way stuffy in this... room. Whatever you're, like, planning on doing to me can you hurry up so I can breath properly and not have to smell your sweaty self."

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lotusvivi June 28 2010, 19:34:57 UTC
"You're really acting like a little bitch, you know that?" Kim crossed her arms. "Change out of that stupid skirt and I'll let you out. And don't get any ideas, I'll turn around while you change." Kim grumbled.

"By the way, if it's the one I think, I know this Toris you're talking about, and he's not that big and scary." she pointed out, before turning around and feeling like headbanging the door.

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polishflare June 29 2010, 14:30:50 UTC
Feliks bent down to dig through his bag,

"I'm, like, not the one dragging around helpless blondes and stuffing them in tiny rooms after giving them horrible service. Seriously, I should, like, sue or something." he snorted at her other statement, "Then, we're not talking about the same dude, dude."

Getting a hold of two of his purchases he held them up to glance in between them, musing, "Hmm, Like, should I wear the white one or the blue one... I don't really know what's more appropriate to change into after being horribly attacked by water. What do you think?"

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lotusvivi June 29 2010, 19:06:49 UTC
" Don't ask me. I got no fashion sense." Kim answered dryly, and didn't turn around. This guy was really, really making her wish she worked at some place where she didn't have to deal with snotty customers.

" Using pants would be a nice start for you." she said, before brushing off her apron and fixing her ponytail just a bit.

She sorta wanted to ask what this Toris friend of his looked like, but figured she'd find out sooner or later if they knew the same anyway...

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polishflare June 30 2010, 13:29:22 UTC
He rolled his eyes, "Well, can't say I wasn't, like, trying to help with that obvious fact... and the correct answer was the white one, cause it goes with everything and I'm totally not wearing a top that would, like, go with blue... duh."

He eyed her back before quickly going about switching into the new skirt with a blush present, suddenly feeling insecure. He told the wall with a defensive snap, "And, there's nothing wrong with wearing something other than pants."

When he was finished he stared at the floor and began smoothing the skirt down, "Like, what would you know about it anyway?"

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lotusvivi June 30 2010, 16:47:29 UTC
" Whatever you say." She muttered, not really caring. The fact that she was sorta hiding in the back room with some..... crossdresser was kind of disturbing. But she was just there cause she needed a few minutes, and to make sure he didn't try anything or took anything in there. There were things of value her uncle would rather not have stolen.

If Toris really knew this guy, it made Kim wonder about his choice in friends. Unless this guy chose Toris, then she could understand. Feliks seemed like the guy who'd latch onto someone no matter how many times you try to shake him off.

" Are you done now?"

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polishflare July 1 2010, 03:07:36 UTC
Feliks looked back up to her with a frown, not liking when the word 'whatever' was turned on him. But, seeing her with her back to him, facing the door, made it turn into a smirk. He marched up behind her, leaning to her side and looking up with a sly glint in his eyes,

"It doesn't, like, take that long to change a skirt, you know. Are you nervous about boy stuff or something?" he giggled, "Cause you seem to be."

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lotusvivi July 1 2010, 04:17:14 UTC
" Worried about boy stuff?" Kim looked at him now. What did he mean by that?

" What's that supposed to mean?" she asked. And what was with that look on his face?

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polishflare July 1 2010, 04:53:11 UTC
Feliks laughed more by her reaction.

"You just seem, like, you're all shy and stuff. Like, boys have cooties or something. Why else would a girl actually allow themselves to be all manly, egh. I think you should, like, totally lighten up and start with learning to accept skirts... and how to, like, treat hostages that are like myself."

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lotusvivi July 1 2010, 04:57:58 UTC
"....." Kim frowned at him. How would he know how she was around boys? " For your information, I like keeping boys as friends." she said, and crossed her arms. " It's easier that way." she said and sighed. The will to beat him up was going up and down. How dare he just say those things anyway? That was just rude!

" I think you should realize not everybody's a happy, pink and bubbly doll like you."

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polishflare July 1 2010, 05:59:35 UTC
"A doll~" he beamed, "Like, maybe you're not so hopeless after all. But, keeping boys as just friends, does this mean you, like, like like girls because if that's why you've trapped me back here..."

He grimanced, "You didn't try to peek when I changed, did you...?"

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