So, Poland and Vietnam were BFF's one time....
Who: Feliks and Kimmy
When: Friday, June 25th, afternoon.
Where: Uncle Ho's Pho Paradise.
What: Boy meets girl. Boy thinks girl is boy. Shit happens.
( BUT HOW DID THIS ALL START? )
When: Friday, June 25th, afternoon.
Where: Uncle Ho's Pho Paradise.
What: Boy meets girl. Boy thinks girl is boy. Shit happens.
( BUT HOW DID THIS ALL START? )
So, the poor, unsuspecting restaurant that just so happened to be near the end of his shopping route didn't even stand a chance. As, it was getting too hot in the afternoon for him to be walking outside anyway, especially since he was having to carry around his own purchases...
He entered the place by pushing the door open with his foot and took it upon himself to find his own seat, not even realizing the rest of the crowd that probably wanted a seat as well, nope, not realizing them at all. He plopped down, quickly setting his bags aside, and fell against the table with a long and loud sigh of relief. Then, groaned as his stomach did as well.
His eyes snapped up to look over his arm, searching for service.
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" Welcome. May I help you?" she asked, putting on a nice smile.
It had been a good day with nice customers, so hopefully it would stay that way until her shift ended in a couple of hours.
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He kept his eyes to the server, "...do you have... I, uh... are you aware that your hair is, like, WAY disheaveled...?"
He couldn't take his eyes off anything else, and he allowed just how offended he was by it show all on his face.
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"... What?" was all she could really say. That was the first time a customer had actually bothered commenting on her appearance. Don't get worked up, Kim.... Just let the guy, or girl, order and get on with work.
Don't get angry....
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He snorted, "What? What? Like, do you not realize it? Because I don't know how anyone can miss it."
He rolled his eyes, looking away and twirling some of his hair around a finger.
"Just because you're, like, a dude." he mumbled, "Doesn't mean you're required to walk around looking, like, all gross and icky and such..."
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BUT A DUDE????
Oh, this girl-boy was gonna get it... Somehow.
" I'm not a guy." she said, managing not to burst just yet. There was no way she was planning on making a scene in her uncle's restaurant. The man didn't need that sort of stuff. Not yet.
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"...That's good, like, I say that sometimes too, but then again I'm wearing something, like, pretty and flowy at the time. Not like what you have on..."
He took a second to eye said outfit, before looking back to his nail.
"...yeah, like, if you're trying to convince yourself of that you should at least, like, try pink..."
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She bit her tongue before saying something she'd really regret.
' Just order something and let me beeee!' she whined mentally, hoping the guy would cut out the crap.
Otherwise she'd probably end up hitting him with the menu.....
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"Have a problem with it..." he mused.
He quickly brightened up. Then, ignoring the situation, reached out to tug the server and push them into the seat across from him.
"Oh my god, change your uniform, like, what a great idea!" he prattled on, mainly to himself, and began to dig through the nearest shopping bag, "I don't really have much that a dude would, like, wear though, but that doesn't, like, stop me any... Pft, what am I saying, you'll look loooads better no matter what change it is..."
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No. Don't let this jerk get to you. It could be worse, he could be a drunk pervert.
Come to think of it, maybe a drunk pervert would've been easier... At least then she'd have a reason to beat his ass up and out of the restaurant for good.
" I actually have work to do." she said.
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"Don't, like, worry. It's okay to crossdress. It, like, totally runs in my family, you know. Well... I like to think it does, like, maybe a late, late, late, late, late, late, great grandfather of mine had or something, then I could be like well grandpa wore skirts, why can't I! Well, then again, they all seemed to, like, like skirts waaaay back when, but... egh, now I'm thinking of old men in skirts... gag."
Feliks finally got hold of a ruffle top in the shopping bag and held it up to inspect. He smirked, "Dude, really you'll feel way better in something like this."
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No. She felt like kicking his ass out of this place. This was REALLY not helping her mood stay positive. " Are you gonna eat anything?" she asked. Screw being a helpful waitress.... She could explain things to her uncle later if he asked. As long as she kept it quiet and violence-free....
This was such a proof she should've had bigger breasts.... She HATED it when people didn't believe her when she said she was a girl. Sure, she wasn't the most feminine, but... COME... ON!
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He wanted to giggle, but then heard the word 'eat'...
"...I am really hungry...." he mused, "like, what do you think I should have, um... girl?"
He giggled at that.
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No. Focus on your job now. " Today's special is the pho plate." she said, referring to the picture of a bowl of pho.
Please don't make any dumb comment...... She probably wouldn't handle it if he made more stupid statements.
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He stopped and raised an eyebrow in amusement, looking up at her.
"...Kim? Like, at least Feliks IS a boy's name! Though, I think it'd be cute to have a girl's name, a totally super cute one though..."
He stopped to cross his arms and grumble off to the side, "hmm, that's kind of cool that you have a girl's name..."
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" Yeah.... Cause I'm a girl...." she said, and sighed before getting up. " I'll get your order." she said, took the menu and returned to the kitchen to give the guy's order to the chef.
After that, she went to the break room for a couple of minutes to cool down. In other words, to break her notepad in half and find a new one. Stupid bastard....
She looked like a guy? He didn't exactly look like a guy himself. Kim grumbled and leaned against the wall. Not seeing his face was at least helping. Hopefully she would keep herself from spitting in his food. That was low, you couldn't do that to customers.
About five minutes later, she came out and put the order on his table. " Hope you enjoy your food." she said, keeping the "friendly" mask on. No use in starting a scene.
No matter how tempting it was to drag him outside and kick his ass.
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