Home Alone 4: The uncut edition
Who: Toni, Lovi, and their army (pending)
Where: Toni's house
When: Tuesday May 4th, around midday
What: Lovi goes to complain about a certain grandfather prepare the house for a possible Natalia invasion.
Rating: I don't even know. These two are in a class of their own
If his Nonno had taught him anything [which he really hadn't] it was that personal matters should be taken into one's own hands. Not that Romano would openly admit to this being a personal matter, but- despite the gravity of the situation- he was not about to get the mafia involved. Partially because he wanted nothing to do with them, and partially because that involved including his grandfather. That bastard had wedged his mafioso horny ass further into Romano's life than the Italian had ever wanted [Read: not at all], and today-..not, not today, today was nothing- or would be as long as Roma stayed out of it.
In fact, that's exactly why he was there, outside Antonio's house on a day when he'd much rather be sleeping. Because that damn bastard of a grandfather had gone too far. First by announcing a marriage between-between...to everyone they know, then sexually harassing Emi, and as if that weren't enough he'd decided to buy out Dos Llamas for non-mafia related reasons. The fact that Roma had been able to purchase the restaurant right after harassing a waitress made it quite clear that la mafioso was very much involved.
His visit had absolutely nothing to do whatsoever with Natalia's hitlist. Nope..
Having already knocked on the door twice and heard Toro barking from inside, he was seconds from speed-dialing Antonio's number just to tell him to hurry the fuck up and open the god damn door. Yes, Romano was very agitated. Just thinking about the past week had pissed him off, and if his friend didn't open that door very soon, well...
Almost as a forced joke, a part of him wondered if Natalia had gotten there first.