I'm stealing Kristen's idea

May 08, 2006 17:30

Post a whole bunch of anonymous things for me to read. It will please me.

Just tell me secrets or anything you want.

You know what to do.

Ready...set....GO!

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anonymous May 9 2006, 03:02:07 UTC
keep reading and you will be rewarded!!! THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS...SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND THEN THEY KEPT ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS...SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND THEN THEY KEPT ON SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE... haha are you still reading? because then you are worthy of my wisdom. here goes: MUFFIN!!!! Edmond Dantès takes justice into his own hands because he is dismayed by the limitations of society’s criminal justice system. Societal justice has allowed his enemies to slip through the cracks, going unpunished for the heinous crimes they have committed against him. Moreover, even if his enemies’ crimes were uncovered, Dantès does not believe that their punishment would be true justice. Though his enemies have caused him years of emotional anguish, the most that they themselves would be forced to suffer would be a few seconds of pain, followed by death.... ♥ ♥ ♥ ...These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed. The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate. Please try the following: Click the Regime change button, or try again later. If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ). To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO. If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction. If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them, click Detect weapons. Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install. If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq. Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld. Cannot find weapons or CIA Error. Iraqi Explorer. BAND, BEEDY PIFAS! HUN-TWO! random but true facts: One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed....15 percent of Americans secretly bite their toes....Dating back to the 1600's, thermometers were filled with Brandy instead of mercury...Whoopi Goldberg’s real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson....Medical research has found substances in mistletoe that can slow down tumor growth....In 1976 an LA secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50 pound rock in a ceremony witnessed by more than 20 people...Household bleach is the recommended chemical to decontaminate people exposed to the anthrax virus, by the U.S. F.D.A....Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!...Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.... OK ENOUGH OF THAT... alex guymer rides unicycles, undresses barbies, wears high heels, and does origami, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! amazing...When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris....There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live... YO MAMMA, BITCH! the end...

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