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I’m sick. I’m sick of being sick. My left tonsil aches. My nose is running, or rather was running, until I took some cold medicine. Now it is stopped up and my whole body aches.
Tonight I have DVR’d it up. I watched:
How Clean is Your House
Root of Evil (with Louis Black)
Ramsey’s Nightmares
American Idol Extra (I do love me Fox Reality, Julia.)
And now we’re watching the NCAA Basketball Tourney because B has 20 bucks on his brackets. We won two years ago (300 bucks). This year the pot is around 600.00 and I’m thinking no one really needs the money more than us. I filled out a Wal Mart survey to win a $1,000 gift card. DUDE, that’d be groceries for at least 2 1/2 months.
Most people dread tax time, but we get a bitchin’ refund this year. Might be enough to get out of white trash livin’ and get the car that has been in our backyard since NOV-F-ING-VEMBER running again.
2 car family? What is the world coming to? Might get a dishwasher this year too?
On a side note, I watch too much BBC America. I’ve said manky like twice this week AND I’ve said washing up liquid like a billion. It’s dish soap people. I’ve been brainwashed. Who wants to massage my infection laden tonsil? I want to chop my head off.
Tonight I have DVR’d it up. I watched:
How Clean is Your House
Root of Evil (with Louis Black)
Ramsey’s Nightmares
American Idol Extra (I do love me Fox Reality, Julia.)
And now we’re watching the NCAA Basketball Tourney because B has 20 bucks on his brackets. We won two years ago (300 bucks). This year the pot is around 600.00 and I’m thinking no one really needs the money more than us. I filled out a Wal Mart survey to win a $1,000 gift card. DUDE, that’d be groceries for at least 2 1/2 months.
Most people dread tax time, but we get a bitchin’ refund this year. Might be enough to get out of white trash livin’ and get the car that has been in our backyard since NOV-F-ING-VEMBER running again.
2 car family? What is the world coming to? Might get a dishwasher this year too?
On a side note, I watch too much BBC America. I’ve said manky like twice this week AND I’ve said washing up liquid like a billion. It’s dish soap people. I’ve been brainwashed. Who wants to massage my infection laden tonsil? I want to chop my head off.