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Apr 09, 2008 20:00

I was going to go to a Rockies game today, but then it rained.

Today during math, I was singing Sensual Seduction by Snoop Dog, which is the worst song ever, up there with classics such as "Buy U a Drank" and "Money Maker." Anyway, my group and I decided that if Ms. Wiseman heard either "sensual" or "seduction" or any combination of those words, we would most likely get in trouble of some sort. (side note: in this problem, we are dealing with combination instead of permutation, because "seduction sensual" would get us into just as much trouble as "sensual seduction")

So we spent several minute trying to replace both words with wiseman-approved words. And damn, there are not many words that rhyme with "sensual."

Well, here's our list. They all fit quite nicely in the beat and pacing of the chorus, and if you know the song and how horrible it is, this may be kind of funny.

Okay...

-volcanic eruption (Okay, so volcanic and sensual definitely don't rhyme, but they have the same amount of syllables. Shush.)
-exponential function
-Lemur reproduction (What the fuck. Not a question. Just a statement.)
-And my favorite of them all;
-natural selection

It's pathetic that I've spent so much time thinking these over for the past few hours. (But if you have any ideas, you should post them.) That would make me very happy.

Also, we're watching Alien in film studies. WHY?! Because Ms. McGrath enjoys seeing us squirm. It's repulsive. Yuccccccch. The end.

I hope that all of your wednesdays were good. Or should that be wednesday's? because you own them, they are yours. Never mind. I think I am losing my mind. Good night.
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