o.1 Lollipops

[lollyphile]

I guess what I’ve to do isn’t all that different from what we’re usually made to do, but Jaysus I thought the state of a city couldn’t get anymore brutal. This place is an absolute kip!

I swear it’s the aliens that are behind this! But it would’ve been nice if they’d decided to make me an abductee when I wasn’t so absolutely knackered.

It better be

Comments

[bangbangberetta]

You're so cute when you're flustered, Tori-cakes.

[lollyphile]

Shut it!

[bangbangberetta]

But it's true!

[lollyphile]

...

[bangbangberetta]

Don't worry, I'll keep you safe. And I have a bunch of lollipops in my bag!

[lollyphile]

Wait you do?!

[bangbangberetta]

Of course! ♥

[lollyphile]

I knew there was something redeeming about you!

[bangbangberetta]

...i-if it's just because I give you candy, I can accept that!

[1/2]

[lollyphile]

Yeah you're like the candyma-

[2/2]

[lollyphile]

Actually never mind. Calling you the Candy Man makes it sound like you're a pedophile.

[bangbangberetta]

...I'm not that guy never gonna be able to listen to that song again...

[lollyphile]

...It's a good thing you aren't.

[bangbangberetta]

I'm sorry, I was useless back then...

[lollyphile]

It wasn't your fault, besides, I was okay in the end..

[bangbangberetta]

...that girl you told me about, Alice? Have you ever heard from her?