o.1 Lollipops

[lollyphile]

I guess what I’ve to do isn’t all that different from what we’re usually made to do, but Jaysus I thought the state of a city couldn’t get anymore brutal. This place is an absolute kip!

I swear it’s the aliens that are behind this! But it would’ve been nice if they’d decided to make me an abductee when I wasn’t so absolutely knackered.

It better be

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[bloodredhood]

if yuo play nice ill give you sme candy~~

[lollyphile]

What game, and what kind of candy?

[bloodredhood]

you gotta play to fidn out ya?/?
or its not fun :(

[lollyphile]

What do you find fun?

[lolispies]

... aliens?

[lollyphile]

Yeah, aliens. You know, little green (or grey but I prefer green) men who come kidnap you in the night? Perform evil little tests on ya and poke you in places they shouldn't?

[lolispies]

You mean like in comic books?

[lollyphile]

And movies and video games and right here, in real life.

[kandied]

...aliens, huh.

Many of the convenience and grocery stores in the downtown area have suckers. I've been able to find most of the basic fruit flavors; I'm sure you'll come across cherry.

[lollyphile]

Yeah. It makes sense, after all.

Really? Thank goodness! I thought I was going to go mental in this place without a lolly to suck!

[kandied]

I wouldn't be surprised if any were here. Maybe they did take us here, but I think that would depend on where you're from to begin with.

Heh, yeah. I guess I was rather thankful, too.

[lollyphile]

Where you're from? What do you mean by that?

You fancy candy too?

[clydown]

Ha! Thought you meant something else with your screenname! Little shocked for a minute.

So if aliens did it, are we on their planet, or did you bug 'em and they dumped you off here?

Can't say I agree it's aliens. I think it's gotta be a black hole or something, but I wanna hear your theory.

[lollyphile]

I don't get i-

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Oh. Well! I can assure you I'm nothing like that 40 year old creepy man in that Russian novel Lolita Mlenar was reading. You can even go ask him-

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But...he's not here.

They obviously kidnapped us and decided to play with the time space continuum. The symptoms before we came here: distortion, loss of time, dizziness yada yada, classic signs of an alien abduction! It can't be a black hole - anything that goes into a black hole is ripped to shreds.

[bangbangberetta]

Hey...it was a good book!

And I love you too, Tori! ♥ I'll always be here~

[lollyphile]

Oi! Who said there were professions of love going around?!

[softcruelty]

... Refreshing.

[lollyphile]

Refreshing?