10 Random Facts.
1. I cannot, under any circumstances, drink milk from a glass bottle. UNLESS, it is skimmed milk and then, if I am desperate for tea, I might consider it. Otherwise, no.
2. I'm sorry, but I will never consider cosplaying anything but embarrassing.
3. I will never love you as much as I love 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'.
5. If you're working class and vote Conservative I presume you're an undereducated idiot who is easily feed lies by a Tory controlled media. If you're middle class and vote Tory I presume you're selfish toff.
6. I spend more of my life making tea than you can imagine.
7. Ertie the Great has only ever been conquered once, by my thighs.
8. Mein Liebslingssprache ist Deutsch, da es Klingt wunderbar und ich will in Deutschland wohnen. Obwohl, mein Deutsch meistens schrecklich ist. Ich bin alle ich kann darüber zu tun.
9. Try as I might I can't find Nazi uniforms anything other than spine meltingly hot. Seriously.
10. My food diary has a cat on it. (I say this only as it is right in front of me.)