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mmmmm, work sucks again. Oh well. Was panicking slightly on how much money I spend these days, because I don't think I could manage if I left this job for something that paid less. I've always been good at living on a budget so it freaked me out a bit that I was struggling to live off best part a grand a month - especially when I my rent is so cheap.
Then I looked at the shopping I'd absentmindely bought on the way home from work and realised that it contained a bottle of whisky, a pack of cigs and a fancy pizza.
I'm working my ass off to fund becoming a fat alcoholic. If I wasn't in such a chilled out house I'd be sneaking my empty whisky bottles into the neighbours bin.
Really hope i get an interview for that hostel job I applied for... Still working on a plan to become a dolphin, but the mad scientist I've been servicing keeps making these damm promises, I think he might have bought his degree from some American uni, ala Gilliam Mckeith.
I found a lady today who gets £1000 a week for looking after 3 foster kids. Anyone fancy pretending to be my disturbed children for blagging the system? I'll split the profits...
Then I looked at the shopping I'd absentmindely bought on the way home from work and realised that it contained a bottle of whisky, a pack of cigs and a fancy pizza.
I'm working my ass off to fund becoming a fat alcoholic. If I wasn't in such a chilled out house I'd be sneaking my empty whisky bottles into the neighbours bin.
Really hope i get an interview for that hostel job I applied for... Still working on a plan to become a dolphin, but the mad scientist I've been servicing keeps making these damm promises, I think he might have bought his degree from some American uni, ala Gilliam Mckeith.
I found a lady today who gets £1000 a week for looking after 3 foster kids. Anyone fancy pretending to be my disturbed children for blagging the system? I'll split the profits...