good news is on the way
I'm flying into DE on May 11th and staying for 2 weeks! weeee! I think I'll probably end up staying at my grama's howse, wait, what's that? You want me to spend the night with you once or twice? aww thanks buddy. And if it's raining orgasms and drugs at Ashley's I'm visiting her hot ass first....Mike-you know I don't like gold....silly. There is a disturbingly large number of knocked-up teenagers around here...today I left the gyn singing a little song about them, it went something like this "stupid stupid stupid girls! Use 2 forms of birth control you silly girls! stupid stupid stupid boys, take responsibility for where you splash yr DNA" Not that I really think they're stupid, I mean, hey, the condom could've broken, they could've taken thier diaphragm out too soon, whatever ...but it just makes me angry when people don't take responsibility for thier bodies...My doctor also told me that out of the 12 OB/GYNs practicing in this county, none of them practice "terminations" so you have to go to Planned parenthood, I think that fucking sucks...I'm going to leave you all with these 2 thoughts...
1: I fucking love you!
2: Power to the Pussies!
1: I fucking love you!
2: Power to the Pussies!