Stick Up
I was doing my nightly 3 mile walk around the neighborhood. Earlier during the walk it was windy and raining so I had my rain jacket on with the hood pulled over my hat. I had headphones on with Dark SIde of the Moon's "Time" playing. When suddenly something long and hard was thrust up into the butt crack of my sweats and into my butt cheeks! I jumped, made a noise that sounded like a gasp,yelp and screech noise all at once. I spun around and looked down and there was the happiest black lab dog. His tail was wagging so fast it was a blur. I was relieved and freaked out all at once. He circled me, shoved his head into my hand and licked my hands. He really wanted to be my friend. And of course his name (dog tag) was Buddy. So Buddy followed me all the way home and I called the phone number on his tag. His owner asked if we were outside? I said "yes". He pulled the phone away from his mouth and I could hear him yell Buddy through the phone. But I couldn't hear the call outside. But Buddy sure did. Ears went straight up and he bolted down the street at full speed. Tail wagging all the way. Cute dog, but I will stick with cats.