yay for funny stuff that people blurt out :D
WAIT WAIT WAIT! its time for FUNNY QUOTES!!!!!
camden: i don't like when people are on the computers when i'm lecturing cause its distracting. so if ya'll would turn the screens off that would be great
girl: *still typing*
camden: excuse me, didn't you just hear me say to get off the computers?
girl: yea, hold on, i'm dropping your class
^^^BURNNNNNNNNN
dr. w: whoever said pistols are inanimate objects that are harmless has never been pistol whipped... am i right???
danny: i miss being a pimp, the days of slapping hoes are long gone
dr. w: infrared, its all around us -- it sucks.
dr. cherry: my wife told met to keep my philosophy in my office, but lately i'm been partaking in imperialism. i spread it to the bedroom cause she went to bed early and i needed to read my philosophy, and now i've talked her into a bookcase in the living room... she doesn't know that i plan on displaying PHILOSOPHY BOOKS!!!! muahahahhaha
*while furniture shopping with his wife*
wife: do you like that color?
dr. cherry: i don't know, i'm a male. i'm genetically inclined not to care
dr. cherry: i assume that everyone wants to have a philosophical discussion over breakfast. it seems plausible to me. my 9 year old son seems to enjoy it istad of getting ready for school.
dave (guitar teach): *after repeatedly playing a simple riff* ya'll rock! let's go get a gig....
camden: i don't like when people are on the computers when i'm lecturing cause its distracting. so if ya'll would turn the screens off that would be great
girl: *still typing*
camden: excuse me, didn't you just hear me say to get off the computers?
girl: yea, hold on, i'm dropping your class
^^^BURNNNNNNNNN
dr. w: whoever said pistols are inanimate objects that are harmless has never been pistol whipped... am i right???
danny: i miss being a pimp, the days of slapping hoes are long gone
dr. w: infrared, its all around us -- it sucks.
dr. cherry: my wife told met to keep my philosophy in my office, but lately i'm been partaking in imperialism. i spread it to the bedroom cause she went to bed early and i needed to read my philosophy, and now i've talked her into a bookcase in the living room... she doesn't know that i plan on displaying PHILOSOPHY BOOKS!!!! muahahahhaha
*while furniture shopping with his wife*
wife: do you like that color?
dr. cherry: i don't know, i'm a male. i'm genetically inclined not to care
dr. cherry: i assume that everyone wants to have a philosophical discussion over breakfast. it seems plausible to me. my 9 year old son seems to enjoy it istad of getting ready for school.
dave (guitar teach): *after repeatedly playing a simple riff* ya'll rock! let's go get a gig....