I took this from Tony Blair.

[lolitsgabe]

Pick the first one that comes up.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Fat Gabe Needs a Ride

2: Type in "[your name] looks" in Google search:
Gabe looks at the fish.

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Obviously, Gabe does not want to sit on his bench with Daddy.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Gabe Hates You All.

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Gabe Goes Geek Hollywood.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Polar Bear: Gabe LOVES it!

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Mike's cat Gabe eats a centipede

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Gabe has a new passion.

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Gabe Wants Steam To Have Every Game Ever Made.

10:Type in "[your name] said" in Google search:
Gabe Said "We're Into Movements": YEAH I'M THREATENING YA !

11:Type in "[your name] finds" in Google search:
Gabe finds the Literal Videos of Take on Me and Head Over Heels deeply amusing.

12:Type in "[your name] smells like" in Google search:
She smells like shit Video by Gabe.

13:Type in "[your name] tastes" in Google search:
Gabe Tastes Cement.

14:Type in "[your name] weighs" in Google search:
Gabe weighs in.... hint, he is now a heavy weight.

15:Type in "[your names] thinks" in Google search:
see what gabe thinks.

Half of these answers are about one baby.