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Welcome~ ! And now: Write!

May 09, 2010 07:21

Hello and welcome!

We have gathered here to celebrate politics in a special way. All those beautiful puns brought to us by the election coverage and, of course, the people involved, have already sparked the imagination of most of us. This is the place to show your ideas to a (hopefully) big audience.

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prompting: 01, welcome

Comments 6120

anonymous May 9 2010, 05:31:36 UTC

TEST

first prompt! anonymous May 9 2010, 08:27:37 UTC

Anything with Jeremy Vine.

Re: first prompt! anonymous May 9 2010, 08:55:12 UTC

I SECOND this. Did you see Vine when the newsreaders did Rocky Horror? It was SEX PERSONIFIED:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpftNTypWFM

Re: first prompt! anonymous May 11 2010, 23:47:12 UTC

Jeremy Vine on the staircase!

anonymous May 9 2010, 08:50:31 UTC

OMG, I have been wanting Tony Blair and Gordon Brown having sex on the green leather seats (easy wipe) in the House of Commons for literally YEARS. Likes over FIVES YEARS.

Can anyone A) do this for me and B) make it superhot? So hot that it MELTS the green seats... and melds their bottoms to the SURFACE? If so, I will love you longtime :)

anonymous May 9 2010, 13:32:01 UTC

Ah, Anon are you me? I have alos wanted this for years!

anonymous May 10 2010, 23:03:42 UTC

I need this in my life now

If no one's written it in a month I'll return and do it myself but I can't guarantee it'll be good so someone else feel free to step up to the challenge

insatiable_nick May 18 2010, 02:14:52 UTC

Just in case you've never seen this story before (it's old. First saw it years ago):

Friends and Enemies.

Thread 5

anonymous May 9 2010, 09:13:11 UTC

Cameron/Clegg - Clegg tries to convince Cameron of the benefits of electoral reform. Potentially with sex.

fic: part 1 of 2 anonymous May 9 2010, 10:19:04 UTC

When David makes it to the private meeting-room they've hired, Nick is already there, sitting casually in a swivel-chair, a sheaf of papers lying on the table in front of him. He stands up to meet David, shakes his hand ( ... )

part 2 of 2 (sorry i can't write smut!) anonymous May 9 2010, 10:19:52 UTC

"Kiss me," Nick says then, and David is only too keen to oblige. He'd forgotten what a good kisser Nick is. Jesus, this is amazing. They break apart gasping ( ... )

Re: part 2 of 2 (sorry i can't write smut!) anonymous May 9 2010, 10:59:47 UTC

Oh my goodness, AMAZING. Sneaky!Nick with his 'sharp and sarcastic' smile might be my new favourite :D

Thread 19

anonymous May 9 2010, 09:21:27 UTC

Gordon Brown/Ed Balls - Ed is Gord's right-hand-man... but what exactly does he DO to him with that right hand? *growls* Special prize for punning Ed'd surname up to the max.