"Today is born the seventh one
Born of woman the seventh son
And he in turn of a seventh son
He has the power to heal
He has the gift of the second sight
He is the chosen one
So it shall be written
So it shall be done"
You might've guessed it: We are on the 7th prompt post. Hurray!
And although seven is "the most magical number there is", the rules for
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Anything that is to do with either
1) the number seven
2) or more specifically with someone being the seventh son/daughter of a seventh son/daughter and therefore having special powers of some kind. (You are welcome to make it plain old magic or something really obscure since folklore varies greatly)
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Originally posted May 18th, 2015 at 14:24, last edited at May 18th 2015 at 16:56.
WESTMINSTER, UK - In what is being described as "surely the most outrageous election result of all time", the next government of the United Kingdom will be formed by no fewer than seven political parties. While critics, namely confused journalists such as yours truly and minor parties who weren't involved in this historical coalition agreement, are suspicious of the arrangement, the leaders of the seven parties involved hail this as the dawn of a truly new politics ( ... )
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Brilliant stuff anon!
The leaders of the smaller parties, all of them never been involved in forming a government, were thrilled by the result, but none more so than the leader of the United Kingdom Jolly Party, who only sent out the following press statement: "OMG!"
For this let me present you with one Internet, sorry I haven't been able to wrap it, I'm laughing too much.
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Out of all of this I loved Bercow the most. I can imagine him saying that!
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So to cheer me up please can I have some Replacement Fic? Maybe the producers are holding auditions? Maybe some ex-ministers with spare time on their hands are writing in saying 'pick me, pick me'? Maybe the producers have made notes? Maybe there'll be an X-Factor style vote-in? Maybe Michael is crying in the dressing room and refusing to go on without her, and she has to rush over from the HoC to give him hugs and tell him that they'll always be together in spirit? Go crazy and cracky, anons!
My preferences for that vacant spot on the sofa beside MPort (in real life) are Mandelson, Bradshaw, DMil, please not Hazel Blears - though for purposes of fic I also note that GBro, Jack Straw, Alistair Darling and Alastair Campbell might also be available...
(Anon bets a considerable amount of money that Lembit's audition tape is already on their desk.)
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Andy is nervous because of all the things Ed has told him about Gove. Ed sneeks in, maybe in some kind of costume, to offer moral support.
(Maybe he pretends to be one of the very new front benchers no one knows, when asked who he is.)
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That would be amazing!
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With the dangerous vampire coven known as the Conservatives on the rise again, Paddy has to train a new chosen one to be the next vampire slayer. But when Paddy vanished and Nick is biten/subdued and allows his party to be claimed by the coven, is David ready to stop the Conservatives on his own?
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