The mighty 4!

Jun 28, 2010 19:57

My honourable friends,

our fourth prompt post!

That's right, number FOUR.
Like the nucleobases, the fundamental forces of physics and the horsemen of the apocalypse.
Like the number of seasons, the number of letters in most swear words and the number of boxes each tetris shape is made of.

In this spirit, here are four things to keep in mind:

1) The Read more... )

prompting: 04

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lolitics_meme June 28 2010, 17:56:13 UTC
test

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Nick Clegg talks slash in Dutch (subtitled) anonymous June 28 2010, 18:10:32 UTC
Right! Let's get this new thread started with Nick Clegg speaking in Dutch, with subtitles.

url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E51rwCKjdhs

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Re: Nick Clegg talks slash in Dutch (subtitled) anonymous June 28 2010, 18:19:14 UTC
You win at life, my friend. You win at life.

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Re: Nick Clegg talks slash in Dutch (subtitled) anonymous June 28 2010, 18:22:06 UTC
"Now enormous groups of people have considered what I look like naked"

Yes, Nick. Yes we have!

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Re: Nick Clegg talks slash in Dutch (subtitled) anonymous June 28 2010, 18:32:19 UTC
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnghgggn. seriously. languages are *such* a kink for me. There was an awesome prompt filled back on Act 2 or Act 3 about Nick speaking in various languages during sex, and I've managed to work dutch into one of my fills. But I would massively welcome ANY fic with Nick speaking in german/french/dutch/spanish/klingon.

:$

captcha: adviser Increase. this made me giggle

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Burnballs anonymous June 28 2010, 18:14:22 UTC
While scening, Andy pushes Ed too far and Ed uses his safeword.

I want this to be serious, not crack. Maybe Ed safeworded because he felt genuinely terrified of Andy? And what happens after? How does Andy take care of him?

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Re: Burnballs anonymous June 28 2010, 18:17:20 UTC
SHOULD NOT WANT.

*wants*

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Re: Burnballs anonymous June 28 2010, 18:32:31 UTC
*blinks* Your internets, where would you like them?

(And I am insanely tempted to write this, and yet quite scared to... )

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Re: Burnballs anonymous June 28 2010, 20:45:55 UTC
Swallow your fear! Do it for the good of the world! <3 You know how much love you would receive.

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anonymous June 28 2010, 18:19:34 UTC
FEMSLASH! Please, more femslash! SamCam/Miriam, Carla Bruni/Caroline Lucas, ANYBODY. I don't mind who, but please, we are sorely lacking in this department!

OT: Wow, you guys, three posts means 15,000 comments - that's more than most TV fandom memes EVER get

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anonymous June 28 2010, 22:19:51 UTC
Tiny!Fill is well, tiny.

Sam's on the sofa with her feet in Miriam's lap and she's trying not to moan but, “-I feel like a house and he's never bloody here!”

Miriam makes a soft clucking noise. “Querida,” Sam cherishes the word, knowing that it's not one Miriam uses often.

She takes Sam's wrist and tugs it gently till Sam gets the message and swivels, in a slightly ungainly manner, so that she's leaning against Miriam. Miriam's breath is hot against her neck, red wine and perfume that smells of summer holidays abroad and honeysuckle.

“We'll look after each other,” she whispers and presses a kiss against Sam's temple.

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anonymous June 28 2010, 22:39:57 UTC
Lovely fill ♥

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OP anonymous June 28 2010, 23:33:54 UTC
Oh, thank you! Just gorgeous <3

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anonymous June 28 2010, 18:55:08 UTC
I want more Nick-and-David-play-tennis porn. Or OMG doubles with SamCam and Miriam and they see their husbands getting far too into the competition and share lulzy looks over the court.

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anonymous June 28 2010, 19:40:06 UTC
Yes please! We need moar tennis porn in here!

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[Fill 1/2] anonymous July 4 2010, 16:31:16 UTC
It's not the eighties, so Nick really has no excuse to be wearing such sinfully tight shorts, David thinks as he lunges for a beautiful backhand that's laden with topspin and kicks off the line. He misses by at least half a foot and resists the urge to smash his racket into the dusty grass. Instead he trudges for his water bottle for a drink, swallowing slowly and deliberately letting trickles of water spill from his lips and run down his neck. From across the net Nick stares at him, face flushed and makes a show dropping down to tie his shoelaces, shorts pulled tight across his arse as he bends down ( ... )

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[Fill 2/3] anonymous July 4 2010, 16:42:56 UTC
Nick rolls over without warning, grabbing David by the wrist and pulling him down so that drops and they lie together chest to chest, legs tangled.
"Gotcha," he whispers as his hands run down David's sweat slicked spine and come to a rest on his arse, clad in slightly less ostentatious shorts.

"That's cheating," David hisses, even as he arches into the touch, his own hands coming up to tangle in Nick's hair.

"Oh, and taking your top off and prancing around like Nadal isn't?"

"Only as much as waggling your arse in the air like dog in heat is."

"Are you suggesting that I'm your bitch?"

"That's what the papers say."

Nick's fingers dig into the soft flesh of his arse as he leans up to nip at the pulse point of David's neck.

"But that's not what you say. And by say I mean moan."

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