Those motherf*ckers don't know how to act
Yeah, yeah. I've totally been watching the "Sexy Back" video. For years I could not understand his alleged sex appeal. He is not handsome. His features are soft but not pretty. His style is derivative. His presence is downright geeky, and he lacks the intellect or thoughtfulness to be cool in spite of it. His carefully crafted image is some weird affected brand of macho that keeps him from being relatable on any level. And before the buzz cut, his hair was nothing less than utterly ridiculous. But fuck man, Justin Timberlake is hot in that video. That is my proclamation for the day.