in the life of a fat ass...

[lolitafolita]

i once tried my first big mac cheese n all. it was dangerous thrilling and pleasurable. then the cheese came off for a bit and it felt just a little more kosher. but then there were other cheeses but so long as i didn't know their kinds it wasn't so bad. i thought if i waited there would be a big mac without cheese on the menu since the only real thing i liked about the big mac was the sauce. but almost a year of waiting i found a similar big mac sensation somewhere else it wasn't the same and it didn't have the sauce. but it did have another... i once tried my first pie...there was once cereal lots of cereal in my life. and i used to eat this cereal in bowls with milk. but then the milk churned the cereal was form another box and the cereal was no longer healthy and wholesome. it was dirty and the milk had churned the bowls i had used were no longer my bowls they were someone else i felt disgusted for i was unaware the milk had churned and tasted nasty before i allowed that milk to touch me...back to the crappy burger at wendys whom no one remembers the name of. back to plain mayo sauce. i despise in many ways the big mac i should have never trusted and hoped that it would change the menu wont change just for my small dreams. it will always have a piece of cheese on it. or some other kind. it will never be kosher for me. and my cereal will never be wholesome again you cant un-churn milk. look on the bright side little child there will always be some new sauce you will discover and that sauce will be so much better. there are so many other places and some maybe kosher made just for little jewish girls dreams of a better sandwhich. there are millions of other sauces how many have you tasted? how many have you liked? how many are you growing to like? i maybe viewed as a fat ass but without the cheese it could have been not only kosher but less calories and viewed as much healthier but it wouldn't change for me. no menu will ever like me enough to get rid of any nonkosher things. it has a much bigger public to attend to, to satisfy my needs in a sandwich is asking too much.
have you found a new sauce? yes. for your new big macing adventures? yes. does it have cheese...not sure...yes, but this time i don't expect it to not have any.

mybe i should try tuna fish i do fancy that.