Stealing this from Mike

[lolitabonita]

Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor

Comments

[j3bu5]

BOOBIES

[lolitabonita]

AH! WHERE?

[polak]

IN YOUR SHIRT!

QUICK, GET THEM OUT!!!

wait, that sounded much dirtier than I thought it would

[lolitabonita]

omfg i would have expected that from chun or sean, not from you!

[polak]

I seriously didnt not mean it to sound like that. Only after I had written it did I realize the extreme perversion of it.

[lolitabonita]

Psh, why don't I believe you?
Oh, because you're a perv!

[polak]

Well yeah, but does that make me any less trustworthy?

WHAT I DO IN THE PRIVACY OF MY OWN HOME IS MY BUISNESS!

[lolitabonita]

And your neighbor's when you leave the blinds open.

By the way, I think your blinds are broken. :D

[polak]

*gasp*

You cad!

*hides all his leather assortments*

[lolitabonita]

*hands you pink fuzzy handcuffs*
Don't forget those.

[polak]

*takes them then hands them back*

No no, those are yours, you left them here after the last party.

[lolitabonita]

oh no no no

those were yours, i saw you pull them out of YOUR drawer.

[polak]

Yeah, to give them back to you cause you forgot them

[lolitabonita]

That is a complete fabrication!

*holds out leopard print leather cuffs*

THESE are mine, dear sir. The pink ones are yours.

[polak]

Nononono, those are your ankle cuffs. The pink are the wrist

[lolitabonita]

I think I remember what I buy at the sex store, thankyouverymuch.