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Dear Diary,
Motherfucking Baby Allen is back from Paris. "You'd love Paris, Megan. I'm a big douchebag who doesn't speak French. Bla bla bla." Long story short, he wants me to teach him French on the job. Maybe I'll get a raise? But I'm a badass, so I'm teaching him very innappropriate things. It gives me something fun to think about in the car. For example, I told him that baiser "to fuck" means "to dance". Later, I will tell him that je suis vierge "I'm a virgin" means "I'm single". Then je suis un grand sac a douche "I'm a big douchebag" means "I'm an excellent lover".
I should definately get a raise. Teaching a foreign language is nowhere in my job description.
<3
Megan
Motherfucking Baby Allen is back from Paris. "You'd love Paris, Megan. I'm a big douchebag who doesn't speak French. Bla bla bla." Long story short, he wants me to teach him French on the job. Maybe I'll get a raise? But I'm a badass, so I'm teaching him very innappropriate things. It gives me something fun to think about in the car. For example, I told him that baiser "to fuck" means "to dance". Later, I will tell him that je suis vierge "I'm a virgin" means "I'm single". Then je suis un grand sac a douche "I'm a big douchebag" means "I'm an excellent lover".
I should definately get a raise. Teaching a foreign language is nowhere in my job description.
<3
Megan