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Aug 25, 2009 15:09

Your Name/what you go by: Metin
AIM/E-mail/contact info - some way of reaching you: AIM: hajike festival / E-mail: alcatrazmetin@yahoo.com
Your character's name (last, first): Blade, Adam
Series your character's from: FISTOFTHEGULITYGEARBLAZBLUEXX MUCHADOABOUTCLICHES Needless (has nothing to do with Loveless or wtfever)
Background info on your character:
So guys! We've always asked ourselves how the world would end? Will it be:
A) World War III
B) Mutants
C) Transforming Robots
D) All of the above

If you answered D, then you are correct!

In the near future, World War III occurred because we suck from learning from our past mistakes. And Japan gets hit extra hard by nuclear bombs! Oh lawd. After the carnage, black holes had begun to appear in the bombed areas. From there, people had called those areas a BRACKU SPOTTO Black Spot. With that said, those areas were sealed off from the world with huge walls. But the people that were trapped inside had begun to change and mutate! People, who could control fire, people who would run at high speeds, people who could transform into anything! Those people were called NEEDORESS Needless! The reason: 1) they did crazy shit that was beyond scientific reasoning and 2) no one really wanted anything to do with 'em. It’s like X-men meets Fist of the North Star.

Now let's do some funny canon wtf recon to where there used to be a dude with all of abilities of the Needless. He could heal the sick, he could walk on water and he could even turn water into FUNK! He was considered the second coming of God! And for that reason, people referred to him as ZA SECONDO THE SECOND. But then shit went down and his fragments were scattered to create a new generation of Needless. THUS EXPLAINING HOW EVERYONE GETS FUNKY POWERS.

More awkward fast-forwarding! Humans loved THE SECOND so much that they decided to clone him! A group of scientists had given birth to the "Adam Project"! After much trial and error, they actually succeeded with cloning Jesus! ... Well, sort of. Two clones were born from that experiment-- Adam Arclight and Adam Blade. Now Adam Blade was considered to be the successful clone while Adam Arclight was the failure (due to his deteriorating body). Anyhow, Blade ended up getting the luxuries in life with Professor Guido as his guide!

Learning together with his test tube buddy Eve Neuschwanstein they end up making an awkward team-- Pretty much with Blade teaching her and Eve being the retard. But alas, it's all fun and games until an explosion occurs. Blade and the gang check it out to discover that the failed clone, Adam Arclight is running wild. Blade confronts him in a REPLICAAAAAAAAAAAAA battle with our successful clone gaining the upper hand. But the injured Arclight heads into a hidden room where the remnants of THE SECOND are lying in a giant test tube. Blade tries to stop him, but Arclight's Fragment activates and absorbs THE SECOND fml.

SHIT BLOWS UP FOREVER.

And that left only Blade, Eve and Guido as the only survivors from that incident. ... And Arclight too, but that'll come later.

Let's fast forward again into a few more years later where Blade joins a Guild in order to make some cash on the side by protecting people (sort of). His partner in crime: A hot knight named Seto. On their adventure, they meet up with a sweet girl named Solva. OH SO VERY MOE. She gets attacked by thugs and Seto and Blade go to save the motherfucking day and wipes them out! In their debt, Solva takes our badass duo to her village annnnd we discover that the entire village is under control of a ~*very powerful*~ Needless who leads TEAM PREDATOR.

Blade and Seto agree to take 'em out, but they drugged by really shitty tea and wake up in TEAM PREDATOR'S castle. Now the boss of the crew? She just so happens to be a little girl named Kana! (Much to Blade's approval) Seto goes to clean house, but things don't go as planned. Kana activates her Needless ability of Fire and Ice and sends them flying. After our badass team gets recaptured, they rethink things a little. How can ONE Needless have TWO fragments at once!? IT IS FUCKING STUPID!!1!

Solva and the villagers show up to break out Blade and Seto who THEN reveals that Kana's Needless ability is FAKE! After kicking more ass, Solva begs for them to land the killing blow but BAM. It's revealed that Solva is the true villain here! Kana was really protecting what was left of her own village since Solva and her guild (THEY ARE THE PREDATORS) took it over. Look at that shit eating grin to boot. Solva and Seto have a showdown with Needless abilities-- Pretty much Magnetic pulse (Solva) vs. Gravity field (Seto). GRAVITY LOSES. But Blade steps up to the plate to awaken his Needless memorization ability-- Zero! That gives him the 1-up to copy Solva's ability and Seto gives him the boost to win the battle! THE VERDICT: DEATH PENALTY!

Kana rewards the two by showing off her sunflower garden. Awwww heart-warming end awwwww. But wait! Solva shows up again to acknowledge their strength! And she even joins in their guild to take over the entire Black Spot. NEW PARTY MEMBER GET. With that said, our heroes walk into the sunset on to their next adventure...

Which finally brings us to the current story. Remember Adam Arclight? Well, he's back with the powers of God and a entire organization in his hands. Using its resources Arclight easily takes over Black Spot and decides to eliminate all Needless since Evil is Good. However! Blade and his own dysfunctional ragtag team of Needless step up to the plate in order to take out Arclight and his evil organization, Simeon! THE BATTLE FOR EVOLUTION STARTS HERE!!

Personality-wise! Blade is a special nutcase. Anyone who isn't retarded would know right off the bat that Blade does not act like or look like your average priest. He may throw up a holy facade every now and then, but that doesn't change things. He's blunt, selfish, demanding and cares only about himself. Fighting for his friends? He beats them up in the middle of battle and calls them his underlings. Wearing holy attire? He looks like some 70' punk rocker reject. Being modest? He proudly shows off his hot bod. Following the holy word? FUCK THAT. Although deep deep down, he does look out for his friends and people in trouble. It just takes a lot for him to actually start caring.

... That is unless you're a little girl! That's right! Blade has a lolicon fetish that hits to almost disturbingly amazing levels. If there's a girl in trouble, Blade will come to her rescue and wreak all kinds of havoc in the process. Sometimes this becomes his strength and other times, his weakness. His lolicon fetish has gotten him into some very deep shit where he nearly gets killed. (Fighting off three loli assassins at once = Not a good day.)

Then there are times where Blade can be serious minded about things (like his past for example), but that's always waylaid by his moments of pure idiocy. Another thing about Blade is the fact that he loves fighting other Needless to learn new techniques and he loves destroying stuff! But to make this long story short-- For the perfect clone of Jesus 2.0, he is a freakin' idiot.

Sample post: (First person point of view, please)
--Good evening, brother and sister! ♪ If I'm not interrupting anything, may have a moment of your time? Yes, I've come to preach about the Lord and promote the services of the Church. Hoh? What you mean I don't look like a real priest? Haha... Clearly, your minds are too used to the regular stereotypical old guys in robes.

--Whoa! Don't slam the door on me. Is your blood black as night? Is your heart made of fire and brimstone? I'm just a pathetic traveling priest who has lost his home, family and wants to be accept by society. D... don't leave out here to die. ... And now that I've gotten your attention again, I believe that I'm sensing some demonic vibes coming from your home! The work of the devil is afoot, but I, Adam Blade will make sure to exterminate the cause! This may take a little while, so go hide somewhere really far away and safe from the hands of evil forces.

No! Don't worry about me! Just take your good-hearted asses outta here! ... Heh! Well, that was easy. I can't believe those sad sacks fell for my plan so easily. And I didn't even need Eve of all people as a distraction. Now I'll just pillage and plunder this hut move onto the next one.

A wise man once said, "What's mine is mine and what's yours is also mine!"

A list of things your character might have on them after they got snatched up and put on this island:
-BADASS SHADES
-BADASS COAT
-BADASS CHOKER
-BADASS BIBLE WITH A GRENADE INSIDE
- Cigarettes :V
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