I'm a murderer
I went shopping with Kelly today-- how peachy. (No, it really was.)
I also ran over a turtle on the way to Vacation Bible School. I know, I know...I am a horrible person. I was all alone in the car and I see a "rock" in the road. I deliberately ran it over, obviously thinking it was a rock. After I run it over, it makes this unusual cracking sound. When I look back, it's a TURTLE. Poor turtle, I hope it wasn't someones pet. I wanted to bury it in Andrews front yard, but he won't let me.
-This little girl in bible school keeps flirting and talking to Andrew. Her name is Erin, and shes 8 years old. I'll be damned if she touches my man. Sheeyat.
I also ran over a turtle on the way to Vacation Bible School. I know, I know...I am a horrible person. I was all alone in the car and I see a "rock" in the road. I deliberately ran it over, obviously thinking it was a rock. After I run it over, it makes this unusual cracking sound. When I look back, it's a TURTLE. Poor turtle, I hope it wasn't someones pet. I wanted to bury it in Andrews front yard, but he won't let me.
-This little girl in bible school keeps flirting and talking to Andrew. Her name is Erin, and shes 8 years old. I'll be damned if she touches my man. Sheeyat.