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May 10, 2009 09:11

((rather embarrassed))

I was sure I would have woken up from this dream by now but it appears I haven't. I guess it isn't a dream after all.

To the old woman who assaulted me last night... I am a priest, Madam. Please, never do that again!

You're far too old.Would someone be kind enough to bring me my clothes? They seem to be hanging on a tree ( Read more... )

hero link, event: mystery date, crazy old women, morning after, no clothes

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[Voice] faroresson May 10 2009, 13:25:57 UTC

Sure! What tree?

[Voice] - Poor Link loli_priest May 10 2009, 13:30:30 UTC

You will? Oh bless the good Lord for such benevolent charity!

It's the one right outside the apartment. The really big one with the gnarled branches, and the foreboding aura, with the nooses hanging from it, and what I believe is a disembodied hand sticking out of the trunk.

Oh bless you, BLESS YOU for being so kind. I don't know what I would've done if someone had not generously volunteered to do that for me.

[Voice] - This is NOTHING... >: faroresson May 10 2009, 13:33:52 UTC

... [This is Link's immediate thought of 'Oh WHY ME' in the silence. But, he perks up.]

Oh, I think I know that one! Okay, be back in a while!

[Why yes, that is the sound of the window sliding open]

... Er if I throw up on your clothes, then I'm sorry. Things like that tree make me feel a bit sick!

[Voice] loli_priest May 10 2009, 14:12:38 UTC

That's.. quite alright, young man.

I know it must have been very dangerous and frightening for you.

But do not despair, because God sends us these trials in order to make us stronger.

[Then wasn't that trial for Bishop?]

And if you continue to do good, brave deeds, I'm sure one day you will turn into a hero with a cast iron stomach!

[Voice] faroresson May 10 2009, 14:14:54 UTC

I've been through worse! And I know about the stomach thing. This whole Triforce thing is getting to be more of a drag than a hand, let me tell you.

[This is pretty much shouted over the sound of him climbing down the outside of the building. You might even hear him saying 'Hey Zelda!' as he climbs past her window.]

[Voice] loli_priest May 10 2009, 14:16:22 UTC

Please do not hurt yourself!

And don't throw up on my clothes.

[Voice] faroresson May 10 2009, 14:18:05 UTC

I really can't talk now, Mister! Climbing!

[Voice] loli_priest May 10 2009, 14:19:07 UTC

Right, of course.. it must take a lot of concentra--

Look out for that branch!

And that one!

And the thing over there!

[Voice] faroresson May 10 2009, 14:24:14 UTC

Don't worry, I put Nayru's Love on before I came out!

Th-that might be why everything's attacking me - whoa!

[Voice] loli_priest May 10 2009, 14:26:05 UTC

Have courage, young man!

I'll pray for you!

[Voice] faroresson May 10 2009, 14:30:28 UTC

That's nice of you but I've got that bit cover-

Who plants trees like this?

[Voice] loli_priest May 10 2009, 14:32:57 UTC

I'm not entirely sure I can watch this..

Good thing I'm blind.

[Course how he knew what the tree looked like is a mystery.]

[Voice] faroresson May 10 2009, 14:38:19 UTC

OKAY! I think I have them!

Dropping down now!

[Voice] loli_priest May 10 2009, 14:39:18 UTC

That's great!

Watch out for the pit!

Did I forget to mention that earlier?

[Voice] faroresson May 10 2009, 14:53:45 UTC

[First, Bishop will hear Link's scream as he falls from the branches. The rest of the apartment complex may also hear this.

Secondly, Link will have caught the edge. His muttered curses can be heard.

Thirdly, his grunting as he pulls himself on to flat ground can be heard.]

Yes, yes you did.

Are you sure you're blind?

[Voice] loli_priest May 10 2009, 14:57:06 UTC

What an amazing feat!

And of course I'm blind!

You'd think I would know something like that...

If I weren't blind, I would've told you about the pit in the first place.

[...what?!]

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